Rumpelstiltskin2000 Posted December 14, 2016 Posted December 14, 2016 So apparently Green Day are going to be in Kerrang yet again this week!
Rumpelstiltskin2000 Posted December 14, 2016 Author Posted December 14, 2016 2 minutes ago, Slash said: It seems they really love Green Day I think they just love the sales when they feature Green Day!
Slash Posted December 14, 2016 Posted December 14, 2016 42 minutes ago, basketcase4933 said: I think they just love the sales when they feature Green Day! They name renamed themselves as Greenrang
stories and songs Posted December 14, 2016 Posted December 14, 2016 Damn, I should really be writing for Kerrang.
WorryRock02 Posted December 14, 2016 Posted December 14, 2016 TRANSCRIPTION If you are a fully signhed-up member of the Idiot Nation, you will know that 2016 has been the year that keeps on giving. With Green Day celebrating their 30th anniversary as a band we, have had many more reason than that to mosh pit with joy - not least the band returned to live action, the small matter, of thir finest albums of the decade, Revolution Radio, and the promise of 2017 tha's filled with arena shows and at festivals appearances. For Green Day drummer Tré Cool, gifts don't end here. After all, it is the right time to give something back. But, charged by Kerrang! with a mission (and a small budget - you know, we're not made of money, ) to buy presents for rock star friends, family, pets, and assorted 2016 headline makers,, what would Tré fill their stocking with? Welcome than to Tré Cool's absurdist Kerristmas BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG I'd like to give a megaphone to Billie, chrome with a handle in mother-of-pearl. I think he'd like that. I think that's the only thing he hasn't got. Whit that he could amplify his already loug singing voice, his already strong. Let's face it: everyone needs a megaphone, and so a really fancy megaphones, would be good. All the Megaphones you see are standard-issue ones, like the police use, which are plastic. So it would be nice to get him a fancy one. I'm sure he'd like that" SARA COOL For Sara ... i'd buy her a fluffy cat. It should be one of those cats with flat faces that alweys looks really grumpy, though.. I think they are cool ,. But I'm a little bit allergic to cats, and I think that might be a little 'sniffy, you know? But they are a little bit superior to it all RINGO STARR Probably I would buy him a Super Bowl ring [awarded yearly to the players of the NFL champions team] - probably one of the Oakland Raiders Super Bowl ring. That would go really well with his collection of rings. Ringo is the most testful player ever. He is a songwriter player. He never overplays, and that's what I try to do. I try to be a songwriter drummer. I serve the song. But anyone who says that Ringo is not a good drummer is wrong, dead wrong. I've played with him and if he wasn't a great drummer, I would know. DAVE DICTOR ( SINGER OF MILLIONS OF DEAD COPS) I would buy him clean sheets. When I used to play in The Lookouts, I use to stay in his room at the Rat House and he never changed his sheets. I actually saw Dave at a local bakery recently .He's a cool guy BEYONCE o'd probably by her a fetish-bondage starter kit. Indeed not. Actually i've changed my mind about what I want to give Beyoncé. I think Beyoncé could use a La-Z-Boy chair, because she looks like she needs to relax. She could sit on that, take the weight off and just relax and take a nap. I think that would be good for her. MIKE DIRNT Mike probably could use a WWI biplane, with a sky-writing kit, so that he could write things. int he sky Mike can not fly a plane ... Actually, I do not know if he can fly a plane or not. Put it this way. I've never actually seem him do it. But maybe he can; Maybe he's had lessons. Maybe he learned off the internet. You can learn anything off the internet thes days. You just thave to YouTube that shit BARACK OBAMA That's really difficult one. I think for Christmas i'd buy him, or i'd give him, the Green Day masks. I think that would come in really handy for him, because it would mean he could go places without anyone knowing who he is. Let's face it. He's one of the most famous people in the world, so it's gonna be difficult for him to go out without everyone recognising who he is. So I think the masks would actually be a big help to him BRODY THE DOG I have three dogs. And it wolud probably buy my dogs the same thing as my wife, which would be a cat. Than they could play with it. My dogs love cats. they're goods with cats because they are not species-ist. FRANKITO AND RAMONA For my son, I would buy him a punk rock records collection - and by that, I mean, a full collection of all the classics. And for my daughter, the would buy a six months Europe rail pass. Actually, given the election, let me change my answer. I'd buy her a Euro rail pass for the four years! DONAL TRUMP Oh, ha ha. I don't think i want to buy Donald Trump anything for Christmas. Parhaps i'd give him a lump of coal. Yeah' let's go with that - a lump of coal for Donald"
BCap Posted December 15, 2016 Posted December 15, 2016 Anyone know if there are any places in the U.S. that sell Kerrang?
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