JackSpicerRules13 Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 This was a blatant sarcastic response from one of my friends over MSN, Oscar. He's getting pretty sick of my Green Day obsession, but he still puts up with me somehow. He calls it the "Green Day fanatics oath."They're gods, that's what they are. Without them, the world would crumble. We'd all be in misery, not the millions upon millions that are already miserable, but every single last human being would be miserable without their existence. We'd all lose our minds without them to guide us with their magical and extraordinary riffs and vocals that can only transmit waves of almost heavenly, orgasmic sensations across our entire bodies and minds. Love, hate, sadness, happiness, laughter would just be words without them, no one can submerge our minds into such depths of consciousness, where we ultimately see things so clearly like Green Day. They represent all that is, surprisingly enough, right in this world, and are the light we need to follow, for they are the hope of humanity. Where would we be, what would we do without them, without such perfect angelic beings such as they, such as the trinity that comforts us all, that brings solace to our stranded and wandering souls, we'd be nothing without the ever flawless existence of Green Day.I thank you, Oscar. For making me laugh my arse off, and giving me something to post about on this forum.After that amazing, yet sarcastic, speech, we went on to a conversation about run-on sentences.And I can't help but say I agree with most of that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jose Luis Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 that's full of lols Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarnageXB Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amanda Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 Edit: Why did the title do that? All the words were capitalised when I typed them. It's called anti-pillock software. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anko Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 I really don't know what to say,it's so stupid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khaleesi. Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 Ahaha, okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackSpicerRules13 Posted June 27, 2007 Author Share Posted June 27, 2007 It's called anti-pillock software.Ah, thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...Whatsername... Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 Ummmm... wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Relavar Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 If somebody truly believed that, damn.Thats just too much.but hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaesarSalad Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 i beg your pardon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest billy024 Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 um ok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slappypunk Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Saints Are Coming Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 I enjoyed that . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TotalBasketCase13 Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 Kinda reminds me of the Church Of Havok (it's an AFI thing), only this thing was created as a joke, COH wasn't. Made me laugh anyway! hehe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minna Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parley Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 I quite like that oath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redundantle Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 Ummm... It's interesting, give it credit for that... It made me laugh, kinda... Good work. All I've gotta say is I hope no one believes that... They would scare me if they did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holes Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 I can imagine my cousin John saying that. He's a real metalhead and he dispises of gd and know i love them lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherri Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 Congratulations...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teqi Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 thanks for posting that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlindedByTheSilence Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 okay, then.eh, i guess it was pretty entertaining Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryn Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 That was pretty funny.Let's just hope no one starts a Church of Green Day like they did The Church of Elvis. That scares me. A lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauri Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 3 GODS!!!!!!!!! 4 if we count Jason White!!!!! Politheism is back people! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackSpicerRules13 Posted June 27, 2007 Author Share Posted June 27, 2007 Let's just hope no one starts a Church of Green Day like they did The Church of Elvis. That scares me. A lot.Looks like I have something to do this summer. *Plot* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spark in the night Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 that's full of lolscan I toss in an lmao too?LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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