Summary:

Neighbors throwing knives? Normal Monday. 

Uncomfortable euphemisms for masturbation? That is true evil. 

37 minutes ago, Hungry Hungry Supermodels said:

Summary:

Neighbors throwing knives? Normal Monday. 

Uncomfortable euphemisms for masturbation? That is true evil. 

You have your priorities; I have mine.

1 minute ago, MarriedtoMikeDirnt said:

You have your priorities; I have mine.

Lmao, this is why I love you.

There's this show called I Almost Got Away With It where it shows re-enactments of criminal's lives as they almost got away with a crime (escaped capture, moved to a different country, etc...), as well as interviews with the actual criminal usually too. There was this one episode about this weird guy who was part of a Texas militia who held this older couple captive and he went on the run to stay with militias from neighboring states and none of them would keep him because his views were so far out there. Anyway, when the guy (who is locked up for a very long time) was actually shown being interviewed, I thought he sort of looked like a really demented version of Rivers Cuomo.

Here, I actually found a picture of the guy from the episode-

1 hour ago, deadair said:

There's this show called I Almost Got Away With It where it shows re-enactments of criminal's lives as they almost got away with a crime (escaped capture, moved to a different country, etc...), as well as interviews with the actual criminal usually too. There was this one episode about this weird guy who was part of a Texas militia who held this older couple captive and he went on the run to stay with militias from neighboring states and none of them would keep him because his views were so far out there. Anyway, when the guy (who is locked up for a very long time) was actually shown being interviewed, I thought he sort of looked like a really demented version of Rivers Cuomo.

Here, I actually found a picture of the guy from the episode-

That is terrifying.

You just fueled my nightmares, so thanks for that.

3 minutes ago, MarriedtoMikeDirnt said:

That is terrifying.

You just fueled my nightmares, so thanks for that.

Sorry 😥

2 minutes ago, deadair said:

Sorry 😥

You’re fine. I’m overreacting. 

I found a spider in my bed yesterday. I'm arachnophobic, so basically I will not sleep for the next month. 

4 hours ago, FruitbasketCase said:

I found a spider in my bed yesterday. I'm arachnophobic, so basically I will not sleep for the next month. 

Oh, RIP. 

*checks bed for spiders out of caution*

Am I the only one who thinks "vigorous self love" sounds rather suggestive LOL? Also, WTF kind of neighbors do you have? These people should be arrested. 

7 hours ago, BillieMyLove said:

Am I the only one who thinks "vigorous self love" sounds rather suggestive LOL? Also, WTF kind of neighbors do you have? These people should be arrested. 

It’s exactly what you think it is. 

And it’s the worst thing I’ve ever seen.

My neighbors are assholes, and I can’t wait til I can get away from them. I wanna press charges on that guy who tried to harm me, but my case is too weak. 

This sounds like a pretty strong case to me. I mean, if someone throws a knife at you, that's assault. Police should take that seriously.