Why’d I let y’all talk me into this? We’ll never know. I’ll just say you twisted my arm.
Disclaimer: pretty explicit, raunchy, very weird
(To the tune of Pop Goes The Weasel)
Poke around the pubic hair bush
To find the sacred treasure
Hanging low and wrinkly, too (eww, wrinkly balls)
Touch it for his pleasure
Swallow your pride and give ‘em a suck
Careful with the teeth, hon
Squeeze his twins and then he pops
Loose testicle on the run
Alright, that’s one that I just came up with. (I wanna go teach that to a bunch of little kids whenever I get done typing this stuff; that is hilarious). Here’s the original. It’s terrible.
(You have to rap this one, but like, make it ✨Beastie Boys/RATM✨. No reason, just do it).
Swing low, sweet ball sack
With every little thrust comes a great big smack
Lay me down and teabag me
I can never get enough of your balls, baby (🤦🏽♀️much prayer needed for that rhyme)
They weigh a ton and they’ve got delay
They never make contact cause it takes all day
When I see those balls coming my way
I see them bounce back like an instant replay.
(Oh my god, I’m ending this here.)
I’m going to hell for this 😑.