Oh my god, this. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

One question: Where the fuck has this been hiding? I never knew you could write such profound and meaningful poetry. This piece really provokes thought; meaningful questions like: how would I like my dick today? Why dick in the sand? (Sand gets everywhere) Why does this exist? Tremendous work. Very tasteful indeed.

sometimes i think i should get paid for reading gdc

1 hour ago, Hungry Hungry Supermodels said:

One question: Where the fuck has this been hiding? Why does this exist? 

This was hiding behind my asexuality. Basically, this is the shit that goes on in the background of my mind. If it were possible for me to be allo, I’m almost positive that anything that comes out of my mouth would be a constant stream of horny.

The dick song was birthed by  hallucinations from ODing on prescription meds and mixing them with alcohol. I wouldn’t advise that to my worst enemy. 

I think the full song came after I started seeing little (adorable) penises. 

There’s also a song about testicles. I think that one’s my favorite. (But that one is very horny, and therefore very embarrassing. I don’t think I’ll share that one).

36 minutes ago, Beerjeezus said:

sometimes i think i should get paid for reading gdc

This song is your payment.

1 hour ago, MarriedtoMikeDirnt said:

 

 

There’s also a song about testicles. I think that one’s my favorite. (But that one is very horny, and therefore very embarrassing. I don’t think I’ll share that one).

You are hereby required to show us your song about testicles.

REQUIRED, madame, no loopholes.

Wow, I hate to say it, but this is actually pretty good LOL. Can we please get the testicle song now?

I mean, just to be clear, I am assuming this is satire, and as such, it's very good! Still excited for the testicle song. 🤣

1 hour ago, BillieMyLove said:

Wow, I hate to say it, but this is actually pretty good LOL. Can we please get the testicle song now?

Thanks. I guess I’ll type it up for y’all.

40 minutes ago, BillieMyLove said:

I mean, just to be clear, I am assuming this is satire, and as such, it's very good! Still excited for the testicle song. 🤣

Yes and no. 

It’s definitely a joke. But, as with every good comedic work, there’s some truth to it.

And I’m definitely making fun of the thing horny people say. Allos say the darnedest things.

I like how you think. 🤣