I'm gonna continue my dick song from the fangirls thread.
Disclaimer: this gets pretty explicit and is very raunchy.
Dick, dick, glorious dick. A magic G-spot tickler stick.
In, out, in, out. That's what dick is all about.
In my mouth or in my hand. I'll even take dick in the sand. (Lol, that was lazy).
Down my throat, soaked in cum, everyone should get them some.
Deep inside me, fill me up, then launch the semen in a cup.
Short, fat, long, thin. It's all good as long as it goes in.
Spank the monkey; beat your meat. Give me your load in the backseat.
Tie me down and fuck me rough; I can never get enough. (Ooh, kinky. I think we'll make this kinkier.)
Choke me out; slap me around. Buried in me, never found. (Uh, I think that's enough for kinky.)
Suffocate me with your dong.
And that's the last of this wretched song.
Wow, I only gagged twice while writing that.