Pat1308 Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 After some research, I believe I have come across some proofs which may point to (which I believe a few others have also arrived to) Billie Joe Armstrong actually being a vampire. Here are five of them:(1) He never really seems to age that much. And that's the sure-fire way to identify if somebody is a vampire or not. (If you're reading this, and you look younger than your actual age, guess what? You're really a vampire. C'mon, don't deny it.)(2) 'Green Day', as everyone knows, is a reference to weed. And apparently getting red eyes is a side effect of smoking weed. (Billie Joe himself acknowledges this: “My eyes itch of burning red”). Guess what? Red eyes are also a trait sometimes ascribed to vampires in popular culture.(3) One of the songs in Warning is entitled “Blood, Sex & Booze.” If you remove the comma, you will come up with ‘Blood Sex’. Clearly this must be a reference to a depraved vampiric ritual where you have sex while drinking blood. Or you drink blood while having sex. Probably all of the above.(4) He wrote “The Forgotten” for Twilight, which as you might know is about this girl who hooks up with this sparkly vampire guy who was apparently once known as Cedric Diggory.(5) On the same album as “The Forgotten” is “Dirty Rotten Bastards,” which I believe contains the most blatant hints about Billie’s true vampiric identity we've seen so far. I could post the lyrics to the whole song here, but I'll content myself to the more obvious bits:Calling all demons, this is the seasonNext stop is therapyGonna take it further, get away with murderAnd no one here is getting out alive (= Billie summoning his fellow bloodsuckers to enslave the human race by turning them to vampires?)[...]Here’s to all blood suckersSing along with me (= !!!)[...]We’re too old to be misbehavedWe sold our souls, and so ashamed of ourselves (= So obvious I don't need to comment)Write me a letter and send it to my grave (= Again, no need to explain this one)Long lost souls and livin' in cagesI'm on a bender, it's one for the ages[...]Juliana homicideMake my demons come to life (= Billie Joe apparently needs the blood of a woman - represented here by 'Juliana Homicide' to revive his vampire colleagues. Even the name's a hint: Juliana Homicide.)[...]Well California's burning to the groundAnd Julianna walks on holy groundWhere there's smoke there's fire burning out the lights'Cause California's burning down tonight (= Yeah, vampire Billie is threatening to wreak havoc on California.)Anything else I'd missed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JellyTime Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 WTF did I just read? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Disappearing Boy Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 The truth is out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcasm Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 He certainly sparkles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Seagull Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 He sold his soul to the devil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerjeezus Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Recently he posted a photo of Donald Trump with description "chupacabra". That means blood sucker. Everyone meant he was bashing Trump, but clearly it was a shoutout to a fellow vampire! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chin for a Day Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 But he comes out in sunlight. There, I just killed your theory. He's really a mutant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat1308 Posted August 6, 2015 Author Share Posted August 6, 2015 But he comes out in sunlight. There, I just killed your theory. He's really a mutant.That's because he's finally tamed the friggin' sun. We're all doomed. WTF did I just read? Exactly.Speaking of which, what was the real reason John/Al left the band ...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghesboro Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 And his favorite food is pizza. Not a single mention of garlic bread, wanna know why? Vampires hate that stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerjeezus Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 But he comes out in sunlight. There, I just killed your theory. He's really a mutant.also the teeth. What could he bite with that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat1308 Posted August 6, 2015 Author Share Posted August 6, 2015 also the teeth. What could he bite with that? #itsaconspiracy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirntbag Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Sorry, but you are wrong. Billie is clearly a skeleton (not a vampire), as seen in this rare photo from halloween night.http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltsh3mZZ0A1qaop0uo1_500.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat1308 Posted August 6, 2015 Author Share Posted August 6, 2015 Sorry, but you are wrong. Billie is clearly a skeleton (not a vampire), as seen in this rare photo from halloween night.http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltsh3mZZ0A1qaop0uo1_500.jpgWho knows? Could be a both/and. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
21guns&novacaine Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Yes.Last year, me and Stan agreed that Jason White was also immortal. He stays in the shadow of the stage, he's hardly changed in his ten+ years with Green Day, and a bunch of other facts I can't remember hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Saiyaman Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Billie Joe Armstrong is in Green DayA greenday is a day filled with marijuana useThe word marijuana has the letter N in itSo does the word knifeIf you stab someone with a knife blood comes out of themVampires like bloodCoincidence? You tell me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ltrbmb17 Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Seagull Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 vampires don't have a reflection Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mykee Mexx Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 This... is NOT a reflection... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat1308 Posted August 8, 2015 Author Share Posted August 8, 2015 "I'm rotting insideMy flesh turns to dustWhisper, “are you dying?” in my ear"- Billie Joe Armstrong, describing the time he was deprived of human blood to drink. That, or when he turned into a mutant vampire zombie thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlight Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 Well, he does seem to like Robert Pattinson a lot..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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