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GDC's Got NO Talent 2014!

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Hey! Do you suck at singing? Do you suck at playing an instrument? Are you one of those people that just sucks at everything? Are you looking to embarrass yourself? Then this contest is for you! Yeah, it's that time of year again. Amanda's gonna hold the GDC's Got Talent competition, and you can't enter anything because you have no moderately good skills. Well you're in luck! Because I'm starting a contest to see who the least talented person on GDC is! Show GDC how much you suck at life!

 

Things you may wish to attempt:

-Singing

-Dancing

-Playing an Instrument

-Keeping a plant alive

-Telling a joke

-Not offending people

-Being attractive

-Being open-minded

-Cooking

 

 

Chances are, like most people, you have trouble doing one (or many) of the above things! If you think you can do most of, if not all of the above things, then you should probably wait for Amanda's GDC's Got Talent contest. 

 

So here's the deal

-Record yourself attempting to do something that's supposed to take talent, video is preferred, but audio is acceptable too

-PM your entry to me, one entry per person please

-Deadline is July 4th, 2014, Midnight Eastern Time please

-DON'T POST YOUR ENTRIES IN THIS THREAD!!!

 

The top 10 least talented entries (Decided by me) will be posted here after the deadline, and then you can vote for the least talented person on GDC!

 

Use this thread to discuss the contest and ask any questions. 

 

If you need help coming up with ideas (then you probably don't suck and shouldn't enter this contest), watch these videos

Spoiler

 

I look forward to seeing all of your entries! Good luck! :D


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The fuck was that first video...
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i'm probably not going to even enter this but i just wanted to say that the annotations in the second video are absolutely killing me
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The fuck was that first video...

Kurt just shot himself in the grave again.



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Kurt just shot himself in the grave again.


Amazing feat considering he was cremated lol
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Oh, God, those covers...well, guys, I'm waiting! :lol:



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This is the best 'talent' contest ever :lol:



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I should probably enter some videos of my old band when I was 14. "Worst songwriting ever." :lol:

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I'm not gonna send anything but I already win in this contest. 



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Todd You should participate.!



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Hey! Do you suck at singing? Do you suck at playing an instrument? Are you one of those people that just sucks at everything? Are you looking to embarrass yourself? Then this contest is for you! Yeah, it's that time of year again. Amanda's gonna hold the GDC's Got Talent competition, and you can't enter anything because you have no moderately good skills. Well you're in luck! Because I'm starting a contest to see who the least talented person on GDC is! Show GDC how much you suck at life!

 

Things you may wish to attempt:

-Singing

-Dancing

-Playing an Instrument

-Keeping a plant alive

-Telling a joke

-Not offending people

-Being attractive

-Being open-minded

-Cooking

 

 

Chances are, like most people, you have trouble doing one (or many) of the above things! If you think you can do most of, if not all of the above things, then you should probably wait for Amanda's GDC's Got Talent contest. 

 

So here's the deal

-Record yourself attempting to do something that's supposed to take talent, video is preferred, but audio is acceptable too

-PM your entry to me, one entry per person please

-Deadline is July 4th, 2014, Midnight Eastern Time please

-DON'T POST YOUR ENTRIES IN THIS THREAD!!!

 

The top 10 least talented entries (Decided by me) will be posted here after the deadline, and then you can vote for the least talented person on GDC!

 

Use this thread to discuss the contest and ask any questions. 

 

If you need help coming up with ideas (then you probably don't suck and shouldn't enter this contest), watch these videos

Spoiler

 

I look forward to seeing all of your entries! Good luck! :D

i aspire to be like the one that sang nirvana :lol: but im pretty sure i have better skills than her. 



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Does being unable to get my housemates to keep to the bin rota count as a lack of talent?



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my best skill is the ability of untune a guitar while playing. No matter how good a guitar is, if I play it, just some chords after I start it will be out of tune


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I'm going to enter a video of me trying at life, I'm going to win this whole thing man :happy:



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Todd You should participate.!

I recorded something, but since I'm the one choosing the top 10, it'd be unfair of me to enter :P

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I'm going to enter a video of me trying at life, I'm going to win this whole thing man :happy:


You stoled my entry how dare you

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I'm going to record my attempts to stay off GDC for as long as possible.
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my best skill is the ability of untune a guitar while playing. No matter how good a guitar is, if I play it, just some chords after I start it will be out of tune

gotta stretch, stretch and stretch

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I'm going to record my attempts to stay off GDC for as long as possible.


automatic winner, since you'd surely fail immediately
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I'm going to enter a video of me trying at life, I'm going to win this whole thing man :happy:

 

i'll follow you around with the camera!! :woot:



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This is the greatest idea ever.


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I may participate by showing you how I sing :lol: BUT in order to embarass myself so badly, there must be a prize for the winner of that contest.... like 1000 rep points or the rights of the mods :rolleyes:

 

And the worst worst at something, in other words, the most less bad contributor, should be banned for a week or so, for not being bad enough.

 

(And the sentence above is probably the most fuzzy thing ever written so does it give me any points in that contest?)

 

And while we are at it, this is absolutely  a pure dead brilliant idea :P


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I may participate by showing you how I sing :lol: BUT in order to embarass myself so badly, there must be a prize for the winner of that contest.... like 1000 rep points or the rights of the mods :rolleyes:
 
And the worst worst at something, in other words, the most less bad contributor, should be banned for a week or so, for not being bad enough.
 
(And the sentence above is probably the most fuzzy thing ever written so does it give me any points in that contest?)
 
And while we are at it, this is absolutely  a pure dead brilliant idea :P

I was thinking the winner would get a cool personalized banner to put in their sig, but i'll give the winner like, my whole day's worth of rep to as many of their posts as I can find too
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I can not even finish watching the Nirvana cover cos I feel so much embarrathy. I pity the poor girl :(



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I could send a video recording of me trying to have a social life! :woot: 


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I was thinking the winner would get a cool personalized banner to put in their sig, but i'll give the winner like, my whole day's worth of rep to as many of their posts as I can find too

Did someone say rep?


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Only one entry so far! Come on guys!

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Only one entry so far! Come on guys!


you expect all the people who have no talent to enter within less than 24 hours? :lol:
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I will be exhibiting my ability to enter this contest for the contest
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you expect all the people who have no talent to enter within less than 24 hours? :lol:

Sorry folks, if you have no talent at sending things in on time, you probably won't make this contest :P





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