Guest Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 So the notoriously non-legged fondler of pigeons turns another year older. Behold my sign for him that I made before last years' Brixton show. Here are some pictures that showcase his lack of legs. So, um, does anyone actually know what age he is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maddy. Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 twat don't even have a wikipedia page he doesn't exist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 May all pigeons stay far away from him today as he celebrates!!! (though they really have no reason to be scared of a man with no legs) But if he truly has no legs, how does he kick them? ILLUMINATI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amanda Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 I refuse to wish a happy birthday to a man who abuses pigeons.May the excrement of a thousand birds descend upon his shiny car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermione Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Happy birthday to the guy behind the guy behind the other guy behind the amp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
green day is Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 The fuck kind of sign is that? Did you do that with a ball-point pen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FoxyTwitch Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 He's going to be 17 this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimpshrine Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 He's the tallest of all the crew !! I think.! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inthehallwaynow Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 happy bird day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moonflower93 Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 i think he's 37/38 or somethin. HAPPY BIRTHDAY JEFF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Disappearing Boy Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 One day, he'll learn to play the guitar so that we can hear it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorryRock02 Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 happy birthday Jeff =) i've met him last year and...he's really a nice guys!!! =) HAPPY BIRTHDAY =) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 The fuck kind of sign is that? Did you do that with a ball-point pen? Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neon Light Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Is this the guy from the Jeff Matika Show? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
green day is Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Yes. Are you okay? I'll donate a sharpie to you if you need it, man. Really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florence Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Happy Birthday, Jeff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Seagull Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Damn you for kicking my brothers. Seagulls assemble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Give_Me_Novacaine90 Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Happy birthday Jeff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clean Cut Asshole Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 What the fuck is this pigeon crap? Happy birthday anyway! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inthehallwaynow Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Damn you for kicking my brothers. Seagulls assemble. ohhh so every time i refer to you as an actual bird i get no response but now some pigeons are injured and you turn into captain falcon hahah you're a tricky one seagull Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 He's the tallest of all the crew !! That's not saying much. Also, in fairness, Matika never confirmed that he fondles pigeons. Only that he has kicked a few which, in honesty, haven't we all done once or twice? Even by mistake--the things are fucking everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Seagull Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Bastard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walking_c0ntradicti0n Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 jeff is secretly waldo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Bastard! FAKE I can see legs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 I hope people sing Happy Birthday to him with additional unnecessary vocal harmonies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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