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So there is a kid in my physics class that knows I like Green Day and he decided to vandalize my paper saying "Green Day Sucks"... Currently plotting revenge. Ideas?



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Not sure this should be in the GD Chat, but it should definitely be in the advice forum. Though since you don't have 100 posts now, general chat should be okay! :)



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my first choice is always murder 


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Explain to him, in intricate detail, how Santa doesn't exist.
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The official theme song of this topic:

 

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Cover his stuff in aniseed oil. Dogs will go nuts and chase him. 

 

Disclaimer: I take no responsibility if anyone gets brutally mauled by a chihuahua.


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I'm sober enough to remember that I've already responded to this question in the OP's status.
Go me.

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Take a massive shit all over his face. And kill his family.
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Tell him just because he doesn't like a few songs doesn't mean the whole band sucks, or maybe ask him "If they suck, they wouldn't be millionaires with over 250 songs, and they wouldn't have the largest internet fanbase out of any bands in the world".
Or maybe if all you listen to is 21CB or the trilogy then you deserve that :lol:
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why do you care what the fuck he thinks?
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I used to get people who would take the piss when I wore my gd wrist band in first year. "Oh hey Courtney, you better wake me up when September ends!!"
:rolleyes:
Idk just go down the immature route and draw dicks all over his work

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I used to get people who would take the piss when I wore my gd wrist band in first year. "Oh hey Courtney, you better wake me up when September ends!!"
:rolleyes:
Idk just go down the immature route and draw dicks all over his work

i was gonna say draw a big penis on his forehead, and make him wear it the remainder of the day



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Start a rumour that he has a tiny penis. 

 

(Everybody knows Green Day fans have big penises. Even me.)


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My suggestion in the status update was:
"Does he find Billie Joe attractive? Lets hack his computer and change his desktop to a photo collage of Billie's weenie. Or poison his lunch. Whatever works best!"

:lol:

Start a rumour that he has a tiny penis. 
 
(Everybody knows Green Day fans have big penises. Even me.)

oh god :lol:



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Recite the lyrics of Platypus out loud in his presence.


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Murder is the only reasonable response to this shocking and unforgivable transgression.

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people that say green day suck are either doing it to be a bitch, a hipster, or basically have heard nothing besides time of your life and 21 guns. If that's even possible. Anyone who has a half-decent musical opinion would state that they don't like green day, not that they suck. because that opinion is wrong. because they don't suck anything, besides vaginas. and maybe the occassional penis. 


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Tell him just because he doesn't like a few songs doesn't mean the whole band sucks, or maybe ask him "If they suck, they wouldn't be millionaires with over 250 songs, and they wouldn't have the largest internet fanbase out of any bands in the world". Or maybe if all you listen to is 21CB or the trilogy then you deserve that :lol:

Because not sucking is based entirely on how many songs you've written and how many people have bought them, right? :P

Is that true about them having the biggest online fanbase? Sounds unlikely with the likes of Bieber and One Direction in existence.

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Shit into your hand and throw it at him

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Ignore him. You bringing attention to it will just keep leading him on. Bully's love that. If he says anything to you all you have to do is pretend you don't care. Basically really calmly if he says Green Day suck, their fags, etc just brush it off with a quick "whatever." Or "sure." in a voice that really sounds like you don't care what he thinks.



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Mail him anthrax, burn his house, torture his family, and send him to a forced labor camp.


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Put a screw in his tuna.
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Shit into your hand and throw it at him

How apt.

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Yeah man, just kill him. Or his family.



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Or you know be the better person, leave it be and let them be the only jerk. 


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Erase the "Green Day sucks" shit, and punch the fucker in the face.  :D



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Write "I love Justin Bieber" all over his stuff...with little hearts....
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There's a website that legally sends someone monkey, cow, or elephant shit to their door. It's like $10

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Pee on everything he loves.


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Pee on everything he loves.

What if he loves her (rageandlove1039) ?




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