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#1 Sarcasm

 
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Posted 18 August 2013 - 04:36 PM

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Hold your applause, it's time to fiddle yourself in ecstasy while thinking inappropriate thoughts. But before you start playing your clitar DJ style or stroking your flesh-flute, take a few seconds to witness greatness.



I'm not gonna post the lyrics due to the majority of young people people on the board. But kids, trust your instincts. We've all been there, ferociously whacking our reproductive organs using olive oil from your moms fridge as lube while thinking of Jeniffer Anistons nipples in the re runs of Friends.

The fact that Cool just so magnificently captures the essence of Onan's sins, it's breathtaking. It's Art with a capital a. Forget all you've ever learned about dirty songs, Cool is the prodigy on this field. Fuck he owns the field.

The first time I heard ABM, I was blindsided. Sandra Bullock. It's not just the way the song was placed on the album (Dookie), that was subtle, it's the long wait after F.O.D that mentally prepared your brain to be blown so hard your grandmother got a nosebleed.

This song is one of the rare spoofs during a good Green Day show, Tre will take the mic, a guitar and play it to his best ability. That moment is also when you learn why he isn't the main guitarist, he sucks. Thanks god that he is pretty. If you've seen this song live, your life probably changed drastically. It removes any sapoisexual tendencies you may have had, and got you thinking of one thing, and one thing only. You.

The best sex you can have is with yourself. So when you Right Hand-a-Rama to this post, don't think of whatever it is you're watching on pornhub, think of you. you are beautiful.
Happy fapping.

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Posted 18 August 2013 - 04:40 PM

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Post the lyrics you pussy.


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Posted 18 August 2013 - 04:41 PM

Wonderful post for a wonderful song  :wub:  I listen to this song when I want to become inspired to write deep poetry that's how artsy it is.



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Posted 18 August 2013 - 04:44 PM

The lyrics aren't that rude.



#5 Sarcasm

 
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Posted 18 August 2013 - 04:44 PM

The lyrics aren't that rude.

yeah that was a joke :P

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Posted 18 August 2013 - 04:45 PM

I was lucky enough to see Tre play this as the opening song at Shepherds Bush last year :D

Im glad I saw it live at least once.



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Posted 18 August 2013 - 04:46 PM

I like this



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Posted 18 August 2013 - 04:47 PM

I love that song! It's so creepy & funny  :lol: oh Tré!!
 

Hold your applause, it's time to fiddle yourself in ecstasy while thinking inappropriate thoughts. But before you start playing your clitar DJ style or stroking your flesh-flute, take a few seconds to witness greatness.

OMFG :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

The best sex you can have is with yourself. So when you Right Hand-a-Rama to this post, don't think of whatever it is your watching on pornhub, think of you. you are beautiful.
Happy fapping.

What you said was so touching, man :cry:


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#9 Sarcasm

 
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Posted 18 August 2013 - 04:57 PM

I love that song! It's so creepy & funny  :lol: oh Tré!!
 
OMFG :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
What you said was so touching, man :cry:

your support means a lot to us here at Sarcasm Inc.
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Posted 18 August 2013 - 04:59 PM

This song always caught me off guard after F.O.D. lol



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Posted 18 August 2013 - 05:00 PM

*wanks furiously*



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Posted 18 August 2013 - 06:21 PM

On iTunes, they list ABM as its own song (to make you pay an extra $1.29). Stupid iTunes


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Posted 18 August 2013 - 06:27 PM

Damn that song is a thing of beauty.



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Posted 18 August 2013 - 08:01 PM

That was truly beautiful, ola.

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Posted 18 August 2013 - 09:01 PM

I'm not sure which voting option is good and which isn't
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Posted 18 August 2013 - 09:25 PM

omg that post! brilliant :lol:



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Posted 18 August 2013 - 11:25 PM

OP was funny, but missed a lot of the SOTW content that should be included. 2/5 stars for you, Ola



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Posted 19 August 2013 - 02:15 AM

You just don't need to say all that stuff about songs. Here's my explanation:

FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP.



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Posted 19 August 2013 - 02:50 AM

I was all by myself! 



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Posted 19 August 2013 - 05:02 AM

Still better than previous SOTW.



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Posted 19 August 2013 - 10:53 AM

Oh my god Ola, best OP ever :lol:

 

This song was an actual surprise for me when I first listened to Dookie since I had no internets to know about it then. And what a wonderful surprise it was, hiding away sneakily at the end of the CD much like the mysterious character in the song :D. The heavy breathing is a nice touch. And pretty sure I LOLed more than I should have the first time I heard him replace the line "Oh yeah did I mention" with "I had an erection" when singing it live.

 

I was lucky enough to see Tre play this as the opening song at Shepherds Bush last year :D

Im glad I saw it live at least once.

Highlight of the show for me :lol:. If anything could make up for them coming on a bit late that was it!


I'm not sure which voting option is good and which isn't

Both are good because it isn't possible for this song to be bad



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Posted 19 August 2013 - 10:55 AM

I'm glad this was on Dookie. Too bad Tre didn't play any of his songs at the gig I went to. :(



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Posted 19 August 2013 - 02:18 PM

All By Myself - Lyrics by Billie Joe

 

Just saying. :ga:



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Posted 19 August 2013 - 03:09 PM

it's a great song <3



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Posted 19 August 2013 - 03:26 PM

Best song ever...Really beautiful.



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Posted 19 August 2013 - 03:43 PM

I had no idea this song existed until I forgot to turn off my cd player after F.O.D. It scared the shit out of me when it first came on but then I realized it was just Green Day and I should treasure their songs of masturbation like we should treasure every precious moment of every day.


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Posted 20 August 2013 - 06:18 AM

Tré's best song imo



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Posted 21 August 2013 - 12:04 PM

I remember when I first  heard Dookie in it's entirety. I  just left my stereo on thinking the album was over. then when All By Myself came on it scared the shit outta me. funny song too.



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Posted 23 August 2013 - 05:31 PM

"I went to your house, but no one was there" reminds me of a joke :lol:

This song... I remember when I heard it for the first time (after couple times of listening to Dookie) :P Was I dumb for not knowing it was hidden there? I don't know. All I know is that when I finally found out about it I was really happy, 'cause one more GD song, is one more GD song, no matter the subject :shy:  Every time I listen to it my smile is so big because it makes me laugh a lot :ga:  My favorite Tré's song.



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Posted 23 August 2013 - 06:03 PM

When I first heard this song (when I was 12) I had no idea what it was about. I even played it in front of my mom sometimes.



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