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SOTW All by Myself

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  1. 1. How awesome is All by Myself?

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Hold your applause, it's time to fiddle yourself in ecstasy while thinking inappropriate thoughts. But before you start playing your clitar DJ style or stroking your flesh-flute, take a few seconds to witness greatness.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71Z81V7_IjE

I'm not gonna post the lyrics due to the majority of young people people on the board. But kids, trust your instincts. We've all been there, ferociously whacking our reproductive organs using olive oil from your moms fridge as lube while thinking of Jeniffer Anistons nipples in the re runs of Friends.

The fact that Cool just so magnificently captures the essence of Onan's sins, it's breathtaking. It's Art with a capital a. Forget all you've ever learned about dirty songs, Cool is the prodigy on this field. Fuck he owns the field.

The first time I heard ABM, I was blindsided. Sandra Bullock. It's not just the way the song was placed on the album (Dookie), that was subtle, it's the long wait after F.O.D that mentally prepared your brain to be blown so hard your grandmother got a nosebleed.

This song is one of the rare spoofs during a good Green Day show, Tre will take the mic, a guitar and play it to his best ability. That moment is also when you learn why he isn't the main guitarist, he sucks. Thanks god that he is pretty. If you've seen this song live, your life probably changed drastically. It removes any sapoisexual tendencies you may have had, and got you thinking of one thing, and one thing only. You.

The best sex you can have is with yourself. So when you Right Hand-a-Rama to this post, don't think of whatever it is you're watching on pornhub, think of you. you are beautiful.

Happy fapping.

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I was alone

I was all by myself

No one was looking

I was thinking of you

Oh yeah, did I mention?/I had an erection

I was all by myself

All by myself

All by myself

All by myself

I went to your house

But no one was there

I went in your room

I was all by myself

You and me had

Such wonderful times

When I'm all by myself

All by myself

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Post the lyrics you pussy.

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Wonderful post for a wonderful song :wub: I listen to this song when I want to become inspired to write deep poetry that's how artsy it is.

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The lyrics aren't that rude.

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The lyrics aren't that rude.

yeah that was a joke :P

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I was lucky enough to see Tre play this as the opening song at Shepherds Bush last year :D

Im glad I saw it live at least once.

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I like this

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I love that song! It's so creepy & funny :lol: oh Tré!!

Hold your applause, it's time to fiddle yourself in ecstasy while thinking inappropriate thoughts. But before you start playing your clitar DJ style or stroking your flesh-flute, take a few seconds to witness greatness.

OMFG :lol: :lol: :lol:

The best sex you can have is with yourself. So when you Right Hand-a-Rama to this post, don't think of whatever it is your watching on pornhub, think of you. you are beautiful.
Happy fapping.

What you said was so touching, man :cry:

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I love that song! It's so creepy & funny :lol: oh Tré!!

OMFG :lol: :lol: :lol:

What you said was so touching, man :cry:

your support means a lot to us here at Sarcasm Inc.

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This song always caught me off guard after F.O.D. lol

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On iTunes, they list ABM as its own song (to make you pay an extra $1.29). Stupid iTunes

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That was truly beautiful, ola.

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I'm not sure which voting option is good and which isn't

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omg that post! brilliant :lol:

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OP was funny, but missed a lot of the SOTW content that should be included. 2/5 stars for you, Ola

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You just don't need to say all that stuff about songs. Here's my explanation:

FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP.

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I was all by myself!

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Still better than previous SOTW.

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Oh my god Ola, best OP ever :lol:

This song was an actual surprise for me when I first listened to Dookie since I had no internets to know about it then. And what a wonderful surprise it was, hiding away sneakily at the end of the CD much like the mysterious character in the song :D. The heavy breathing is a nice touch. And pretty sure I LOLed more than I should have the first time I heard him replace the line "Oh yeah did I mention" with "I had an erection" when singing it live.

I was lucky enough to see Tre play this as the opening song at Shepherds Bush last year :D

Im glad I saw it live at least once.

Highlight of the show for me :lol:. If anything could make up for them coming on a bit late that was it!


I'm not sure which voting option is good and which isn't

Both are good because it isn't possible for this song to be bad

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I'm glad this was on Dookie. Too bad Tre didn't play any of his songs at the gig I went to. :(

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All By Myself - Lyrics by Billie Joe

Just saying. :ga:

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it's a great song <3

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I had no idea this song existed until I forgot to turn off my cd player after F.O.D. It scared the shit out of me when it first came on but then I realized it was just Green Day and I should treasure their songs of masturbation like we should treasure every precious moment of every day.

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