I'm not gonna post the lyrics due to the majority of young people people on the board. But kids, trust your instincts. We've all been there, ferociously whacking our reproductive organs using olive oil from your moms fridge as lube while thinking of Jeniffer Anistons nipples in the re runs of Friends.
The fact that Cool just so magnificently captures the essence of Onan's sins, it's breathtaking. It's Art with a capital a. Forget all you've ever learned about dirty songs, Cool is the prodigy on this field. Fuck he owns the field.
The first time I heard ABM, I was blindsided. Sandra Bullock. It's not just the way the song was placed on the album (Dookie), that was subtle, it's the long wait after F.O.D that mentally prepared your brain to be blown so hard your grandmother got a nosebleed.
This song is one of the rare spoofs during a good Green Day show, Tre will take the mic, a guitar and play it to his best ability. That moment is also when you learn why he isn't the main guitarist, he sucks. Thanks god that he is pretty. If you've seen this song live, your life probably changed drastically. It removes any sapoisexual tendencies you may have had, and got you thinking of one thing, and one thing only. You.
The best sex you can have is with yourself. So when you Right Hand-a-Rama to this post, don't think of whatever it is you're watching on pornhub, think of you. you are beautiful.