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one time i put one of those plastic beads (the ones you make a shape with and iron onto a piece of plastic) up my nose and i couldnt get it out and i forgot about it and then i sneezed and this purple thing flew out and i freaked out and thought i had a disease and i told no one about it but i cried all the time because i thought i was going to die

 

and my friend told me he went fishing for the first time alone when he was 7 and the hook got stuck in his foot and he couldnt get it out and he walked 5 k's back to his house with the fishing hook stuck in his foot and got blood everywhere (edit) oh yeah and his neighbour saw the trail of blood leading into the house and almost called the police until my friend's dad explained everything and the poor woman almost had an aneurysm omg

 

tell me all your stories. i love hearing stuff like this.


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one time i put one of those plastic beads (the ones you make a shape with and iron onto a piece of plastic) up my nose and i couldnt get it out and i forgot about it and then i sneezed and this purple thing flew out and i freaked out and thought i had a disease and i told no one about it but i cried all the time because i thought i was going to die

 

I'm trying to think of something to contribute but I'm laughing too hard.


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I peed in a lot of things i wasn't supposed to 


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I used to climb to the top of lamposts and make them swing and shake. I was fearless



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I ate things I wasn't supposed to like paper :S

 

And I used to drink pickle juice :pinch:


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I used to pretend to be animals like 90% of the time. 


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Nothing was as dear to me as a child as my stuffed animals. I still love them  :wub:

And I remember one time, when I was around 6-7. We were going on vacation and I was only allowed to bring ONE of them. This of course made me very upset because it was so unfair and I felt so sorry for those who wouldn't be able to make it. But then I figured? Where do I go when I'm not allowed to come with?

 

To grandma!

 

So I packed them all down in two gigantic plasticbags and dragged then down to grandma's and asked if her if she could look after them while I was gone. And she did :wub:


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There's a whole generation of GDCers who have no clue how bad I was when I was a kid, because Andres hid all those stories in the archive. Please don't make me shatter the illusions of all those who think I couldn't possibly put dog shit in someone's sandwiches at school and watch them take a bite, and then watch them puke when they were told there was more than just marmite inside that bread.
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oh yeah i used to have imaginary friends up until i was like 10 because i didn't have any in real life friends and i would pretend they talked to me and we did things together and one day i made a real friend and my dad asked where my other friends were and i just looked out the window and said in a melancholy voice that they'd gone on holiday and wow i was such a fucking weirdo


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I'm just realising now how little I remember of my childhood :(

 

I know I was weird as fuck but I really can't remember any one incident.


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apparently i put knickers on my head and walked around naked and stood on the furniture shouting 'look at my knickers!!!!' (i think it's important that i mention i was 3 at the time)


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I'm just realising now how little I remember of my childhood :(
 
I know I was weird as fuck but I really can't remember any one incident.

That's the excuse I use for not posting in the Drugs thread anymore :P
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i had a little plastic tent in my room, hen i as younger, and i always stole lighters and put them into my plastic tent, i never used them, just stole them, and watched my parenst searching for them.

One eveing my mother thought, that i'm retarded, because all i said at home was: "habibi elbi"

my mother wanted to take me to the hospital, cause she had no idea about what was going on, the answer was simple: i talked arab.

habibi: dear,darling

elbi: heart

i got these words from the daycare, the women there loved me,and one of them called me "habibi" and "elbi"

not a realy weird thing i did, btu a cute story



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I used to come up with money making schemes with the kids on my street. One time we were convinced we had come up with an invention that would make us millions, chocolate flavoured toothpaste.

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Ooh, I remember me and my brothers used to get all of our teddy bears and a load of Star Wars figurines and then the bears would massacre the figurines. Or sometimes the Star Wars guys would do better because of spaceships but then one of the bears would sit on it or something.

 

I also remember forcing my younger brothers to eat worms.



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- I ate soap at school (we had it to wash out hands)

 

- Once I drew on my sister's room's walls and went to her and said 'Hey, I made you a drawing!' and she said 'Okay, bring it :) ' and then I answered 'No, you have to come see it!' and then she and my mum had to clean it :lol:

 

- I painted an armchair with shoe polish.

 

- I also got under my teacher's table and started putting glue on it.

 

- My cousin didn't pronounce 'r' correctly, and I thought it was so cool I started copying him and pronouncing it incorrectly.

 

- I drew videogame characters I liked, crop them and put them in bed with me saying they were my best friends.

 

Hmmm thinking about it now I was such a weird kid.



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(New favourite thread! :lol: ).

 

I was a really strange kid but I honeslty can think of what made me so odd...

 

I remember I once peed myself on my aunt's doorstep that I was sitting on and when my cousin asked why it was wet told my her it had been raining, she said "it hasn't rained all week" so I replied "no, it just rained above me" :lol: I think I was five at the time...



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- I used to pretend that Pokémons existed.

- When I was 6 I cutted my own hair and ran to my mom saying I'd like to be a haircutter. (Worst. Haircut. Ever.)

- Once I was at school and saw some stones on the floor, I took them and tried to throw them in the basketball hoop. A lot of kids joined me, and well, we weren't good at all. After some minutes, I remembered that BEHIND the basket there was a parking lot... Result: A lot of broken windows.

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I once took a shit on my pants in class, I was sick and I couldn't hold it anymore. I had to walk home like that for 20 minutes. Damn, I was like 9. :lol:

Once I found a bag full of condoms that belongs to my brother and I opened them all at once and put them on my fingers like I was some sort of alien and went to scare my mom. 

Oh man, I'm remembering a lot of weird shit. 


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I did weird shit as a kid. I used to sleepwalk all the time. When I did, I would usually go into my closet and piss on the floor.
I also used to pretend I was different animals too. For a while I was obsessed with 101 Dalmations, so I thought I was a dog. Then I was obsessed with Spirit, Stallion of the Cimarron, so I thought I was a horse. Then I was obsessed with the Warriors series (shit, I still am :lol: ) so I thought I was a cat.

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When I was like four or something I used to sleep with my face pressed suffocatingly into the pillow and my butt pointing up. Good times.



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I really wanted a broken arm  ( don't know why) and so I would wear a fake sling and wrap my arm in toilet paper and try convince people I broke my arm doing these crazy things.

 

I was like 2 and had some spaghetti noodles in a bowl and they were slippery so i couldn't pick then up then I got mad and yelled DAMN NOODLES!!!!! my mom just about had a heart attack 

 

When my mom was pregnant I told her if it was a boy I would take my pet chickens and run away then they wouldn't have any eggs to eat

 

When she ended up having a boy I fed him paper 



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When I was like four or something I used to sleep with my face pressed suffocatingly into the pillow and my butt pointing up. Good times.

 

Yeah my brother is 18 and he still does that.


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It's weird, I know I did a lot of weird shit as a kid, but I couldn't retell any specific events.  :mellow:  I'm starting to think it was so weird and embarassing stuff that I surpressed everything   :lol:



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When I heard a song I liked, I would run around the coffee table in my family room until I fell over. I would also watch Disney Channel a lot  :thumbsdown:



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Omg the story about the brother and chickens :lol:

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Tried to ride a Batman tricycle off a ramp...didn't go well...cracked my head open. Not my finest hour.

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I tried to cut the screen out of my tv with a toy knife because I thought if you removed the screen you would enter the tv world or whatever channel it was on :lol:



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When I was like four or something I used to sleep with my face pressed suffocatingly into the pillow and my butt pointing up. Good times.

I used to sleep with my head under the pillow. And one night my mum stormed into my room and shouted "god-dammit, stop doing that! I can't help but think some murderer has came and chopped off your head!" I've never done it since... :mellow:


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Oh God, guys your weird shit is beating my weird shit!




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