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Kill Rev. Jim Osborne!


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BELOW YOU CAN VIEW WHAT THIS SANCTIMONIOUS BASTARD HAS WROTE ABOUT BILLIE JOE. HE HAS TWISTED ALL HIS WORDS AND HE HAS SAID SO MANY GHASTLY AND FALSE THINGS ABOUT BILLIE JOE. WE HAVE TO FIND A WAY TO DESTROY HIM!!

 

 

 

 

 

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icon1.gif Re: New Metal Band "Greenday" Threatens Our Youth!
I have never heard of this Satanic Heavy Metal band before to be honest, but The Greendays sound like trouble. I am familiar with Ozzy Osbourne, Judas Priest, Def Leppard, and Van Halen because I orchestrated many public album burnings in the 1980's. One of our largest bonfires had over 1,000 records. I do feel that I've done the work of Our Lord by trying to stamp out this Heavy Metal menace, but when you have these new groups like The Greendays coming out, it shows that there is still a job to do.

I looked up this Greendays online and read about their lead singer. Turns out he is a filthy sodomite that will sleep with anything.

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Armstrong has identified himself as bisexual, saying in a 1995 interview with The Advocate, "I think I've always been bisexual. I mean, it's something that I've always been interested in. I think people are born bisexual, and it's just that our parents and society kind of veer us off into this feeling of 'Oh, I can't.' They say it's taboo. It's ingrained in our heads that it's bad, when it's not bad at all. It's a very beautiful thing."[10][11]

You can see Billy Joe Armstrong deny responsibility for his actions. Instead of acknowledging he is rebelling against God, he claims he was "born with it". Billy Joe Armstrong also hates Jesus and the Bible for making it sound like we are bad people for ingraining it into his head that it's wrong. Guess what, nancyboy? It is wrong. And it's not a beautiful thing. What's beautiful about putting your tallywhacker in another man's fecal-stained rectum?


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In a more recent interview with Out magazine, Armstrong stated: 'There were a lot of people who didn't accept it, who were homophobic." (Fans still fill message board threads with fights about just how gay Armstrong actually is.) "The fact that it's an issue is kind of phobic within itself. At some point, you gotta think, this should be something that's just accepted.' Armstrong also added: 'I don't really classify myself as anything. And when it comes to sex, there are parts of me that are very shy and conservative. I want to respect my wife.'[12]
"doesn't classify himself as anything" is a euphemism that he will have intercourse with anything that moves. I'm surprised he hasn't come out public with his interest in molesting children and bestiality. 


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Armstrong was arrested by Berkeley police in January 2003 for drinking and driving after being pulled over for speeding.[13] He received a breathalyzer reading of 0.17%, more than twice the nation-wide legal limit of 0.08%.[14]
So he's also an drunkard and lives in the most liberal city in the USA. Why am I not surprised?


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In April 2007, Armstrong and his wife Adrienne sent photos of their spring break working with Habitat For Humanity and a diary to GreenDay.net.[15]
So he is happy to make houses for negro crack addicts for free? Can this man be any more revolting?


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Armstrong supported Barack Obama during the 2008 presidential election.[16]
Seriously, is this guy trying to rack up the most amount of sins possible in a lifetime? Anyone who listens to these Greendays will go to Hell because they are nothing but environmentalist fags who hate Jesus.

This is exactly why your children should not listen to heavy metal! If they're not blowing their own heads off with shotguns or sacrificing household pets in the name of Satan, they're planting trees and soliciting sex in truckstops. Absolutely disgusting.
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You do realise this is a satire website, right?


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Oh fuck off, mate.



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heavy metal \m/

 

yes, killing him seems completely reasonable in this situation :rolleyes:



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Jesus is weeping for a poor lost troll.

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Hahaha!  I remember this website from back in the day!  Purely satirical. 



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I think killing him might be a little strong. 

 

I suggest a good dose of the tells-e-offsies. 




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