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"End of the World" Spam will end at 12:00 AM Eastern...either because the world has failed to end, or we're all, you know, fucked.


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It's now midnight, Eastern Standard Time, on December 21, 2012. Since the world revolves around the Eastern seaboard of the United States, this means that the Alpacalypse is officially upon us, and the end of days of nigh.

 

Given the short time we have left together on this Earth, I'd like to express to all of you how deeply I loathe the human race. I mean, fuck, we have every goddamn advantage over the animal kingdom, and somehow we have to be idiots about everything. Don't make use of the environment; destroy it. Take the brightest minds and tell them to make bombs. I mean, fuck, humanity, what were you fucking thinking?

 

I'd like to hope that all of us here have friends and family who we can be with on this final day of humanity's existence. If you truly believe the end is coming, then I would certainly expect you'd be with loved ones, speaking your peace and saying your goodbyes. But since you're clearly not sobbing over our fate with your loved ones in tow, and since you seem to be here anyway...

 

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AWWW YEAH.  

 

FACT: Apocalyptic spam is the best kind of spam.



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HI



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I think I might have to surrender spam duties back to Ola.



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It was a noble spamming attempt....

Where the fuck is everyone??? Maybe the apocalypse IS upon us  :o



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WITH EVERY BREATH THAT I AM WORTH! HERE ON EARTH! I'M SPAMMING ON THIS THREAD FOR YOU



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I have never done this



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fuck


Edited by Sarcasm, 21 December 2012 - 12:13 AM.


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WITH EVERY BREATH THAT I AM WORTH! HERE ON EARTH! I'M SPAMMING ON THIS THREAD FOR YOU

YESSSSS 



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I wanna try to get to 500 posts by the end of this hopefully glorious spam



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I would like to take this opportunity to say that I hate each and everyone of you, me and Cobain will see you in hell, you'll find me at the bar in the 4th circle.

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I'm running away from home today. Gonna sleep over at Ola's place (which I'm not allowed to). My mom and dad don't know where I'm headed. Left before they woke up. Lol. Quite yolo-swag if you ask me. :cool:

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I'm running away from home today. Gonna sleep over at Ola's place (which I'm not allowed to). My mom and dad don't know where I'm headed. Left before they woke up. Lol. Quite yolo-swag if you ask me. :cool:

Nicely done!



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The Apocalypse must be near, because my internet is shitting out on me. I'm gonna try to reset the modem and shit.



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I'm running away from home today. Gonna sleep over at Ola's place (which I'm not allowed to). My mom and dad don't know where I'm headed. Left before they woke up. Lol. Quite yolo-swag if you ask me. :cool:
You're so hot when you're bad

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I would like to take this opportunity to say that I hate each and everyone of you, me and Cobain will see you in hell, you'll find me at the bar in the 4th circle.

More likely to find Cobain in the Lake of Fire  :ermm:



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More likely to find Cobain in the Lake of Fire  :ermm:
you know that's a cover song right? :P

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you know that's a cover song right? :P

:shok: no.... I can't listen to the song the same way anymore! FUCKKKKK



Why are people lurking on this thread but not POSTING!



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I still have 40 minutes before I find out if I die or not :P But since east coasters are alive, then I guess we're all okay. 



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I had this cool post I was going to post. Now I can't remember what the content was going to be.. ._.

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fuck. yeah i love you sll



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6:20 am. Still alive, bitcheeeees.

I think the 2012 end of the world thing is just an excuse for people to get shitfaced on a weekday.

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another doomsday, come and gone..... 



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there were about 40 people online when Ben started the thread. Give it time to breathe :3

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Spamocalypse!!!!  :runaround:



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Woo on the bus off to Ola's. I'M SUCH A BAD ASS!

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i am an alcoholic



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Spam. Fuck yeah.

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i am an alcoholic
can I ask you doctor questions?

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It's been a while since I've spammed.

 

LET'S DO THIS.




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