19 years ago today a little baby with curls (although she tells me they only appeared in 9th grade) was born! That's right, today's Alison's birthday!!!
Actually, I did have curls as a baby, then they went on hiatus for a bit, and re-emerged in my early teens. So your original statement was correct.
SO IS YOUR STATEMENT THAT IT'S MY BIRTHDAY.
For you, Michael Buble singing a Christmas song. I'm a gr9 friend.
omg i thank you for abstaining from buble. BUT OMG I REALISED YESTERDAY THAT I DO LIKE A CHRISTMAS SONG. Petit Papa Noël.
Best one. I'm glad they don't play it at work though because it's probably be a terrible jazz cover like every other song they play because for some reason they think jazz covers will make them more tolerable when that is the opposite of true.
I kid, I kid. Obviously a stack of paper is better.
NO. That stack of paper is both gross for being paper and therefore feeling creepy and depressing for reminding me that my birthday will be spent writing an essay, so boooooo worst present.
Ok, I'll actually be nice now.
For your birthday, Thrice will do a reunion show:
I feel like something is missing from this part of the post.
BUT AHFJLSDF THANK YOU FOR SPEAKING TO THEM FOR ME I COULD JUST CRY.
Michael Esper was planning on being there too, but now that you're in a relationship, he'll go incognito, and try to make you fall for him again.
May this day also contain Moritz Stiefel, and SA being back on Broadway, as well as seeing AVPM live, and sexy time with Simon. That's a pretty great day, right?
Simon of course I will make out with you because clearly you are my boyfriend Simon and not Esper boy that would sure be crazy eh.
As long as Herr Stiefel doesn't decide to die today, he will be a pleasure to have around.
And Spring Awakeningggggggggg. We WILL watch it one day. Together. I swear. And lol no sexy time for me today because of the inordinate presence of paper in my life right now.
ALSO. I would like to say that though you are pretty self-centered, mean, and obnoxious (though not as obnoxious as a few someones we know http://www.greendaycommunity.org/public/... ), you have been there for me for these past 2 years and a few months, and for that, I say thanks to your parents for having sex (HA. I am having so much fun). You're gr184628, and I know I'm who I am today because I knew yoooooooooouuuuuuuu. Like a comet pulled from orbit.. ok no. No belting out songs. Although I should dance like no one's watching me even though you are, right?
Your honesty is a breath of fresh air, my love
And you've been there for me tooooooooo and you are such a GIFT in my life (geddit 'cause it's my birthday) and woah wha--
AND ALKSJDFKD I'M LISTENING TO THAT SONG RIGHT NOW. Like a ship launched from it's moor by the wind of the seaaaaaa and yeah let's save the singing for a GDC album, yeah? Don't want to spoil the surprise. And damn right you know I'm always watching.
Oh and because we ARE best buddies after all, here's us being a happy bunch.
Ew why did you invite Canada!Eric though.
ALI. Continue sparkling, and being fabulous, because yeah. If you stop being fab, you're not getting a birthday thread next year. Nope.
So you all better wish Alison a very happy birthday or I'll hex you with... something.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALISON!!!!
My butt sparkles just for you.
And woah don't pressure me.
And aaaaaaaaaaah coloURFUL LETTERS THANKS LINA BEST BIRTHDAY THREAD EVER YOU ARE WONDERFUL AND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MY WEE TWIN.
Found this on DeviantArt btw:
Have a wonderful birthday, Alison love
A SPINNING CAKE HOLY SHIT THAT'S THE BEST KIND THANK YOU.