When I realized this was coming up, I was torn between two presents. The first was simple and true: hot men. More specifically, her five favorite hot men. Naked.
And that was going to be it, until Hannah got sad in the Singles thread about not having a sleepover for her birthday Distraught, I decided to publicly humiliate myself and invite her to mine.
But the truth is, neither of those things are enough. Hot men and sleepovers are good, but friends are better. Fortunately, Hannah has a lot of them; too many to ever list here. But knowing she's been going through a hard time recently, her oldest and dearest friends decided to gather together to wish her happy birthday. So...
Alles gute zum Geburtstag, Hannah! The future is only just beginning