And if we're going for stupid stuff we did that one time, the other night I went on my first staff night out. We started at 7pm, I'm used to going out around midnight, but cause we met up without predrinking first we just drank everything we could to get drunk and stop it being awkward with the old guys who were also there. I don't remember leaving that pub, but apparently we then went to some bars and I had passed out in the toilets of two of them by midnight. A guy I really like had to hold my hair back outside McDonalds whilst I was sick in the street, he then took me home in a taxi, at midnight, the time we usually go out. My housemates told me that when I got home I went straight into the toilet, they hadn't seen the state I was in so assumed I was fine, however when they were going to bed two hours later they realised I was still locked in there. When I didn't reply to them or pick up my phone they had to break into the bathroom only to find me passed out on the floor in a load of sick, completely unresponsive. They tried opening my eyes but they just rolled back into my head and I couldn't speak, they tried to pick me up to carry me to bed but cause I was a dead weight they couldn't move me (despite being three lads) so being the good housemates they are, they just left me there. At about half four my other housemate got in from work. She said she found me there and came and spoke to me, I was able to nod and shake my head and I was shivering loads so she took my shoes off me and put her blanket around me, then went to bed. I woke up the next morning naked in my own bed, must have somehow got myself there. I have no idea what the fuck happened after leaving that pub. I think I must've been spiked cause I have drunk some serious amounts in the past but never got that bad. I have to phone ambulances at the night club I work at for people in far less of a state.
The day after this happened was Halloween, so I had to force myself to stop being sick and get drinking again.
You're 19.... x)
Haha I know, I was kidding