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#1 It's Splash Time

 
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Posted 03 March 2012 - 08:00 AM

I was reading a real life stories magazine (Kerrang wasn't in) and there was a story about a guy with 10-stone balls. The story was that he squished his balls between his legs, damaging the lymph nodes (or something). This caused his balls to swell up. When they were starting to get heavy, he realised something was wrong and went to the doctor. The doctor said that it was an infection and could be removed, but that would mean removing his balls. So the guy refused as he wanted to keep his balls. His balls kept swelling to the point he had to leave work and kept his balls hidden using a hoodie around his legs. His life was becoming pretty bad. When he went back to a doctor, the doctor said that the only way to remove them now would be to remove his penis too. The man refused as he "couldn't imagine life without it". One doctor would let him get some sort of penis, but it would cost him $1 million. So he went on a TV chat show to make the money. And is still sitting around with 10-stone balls.

Personally, I don't see why you would refuse to get the balls removed, as life would be much harder with them. I don't know what you guys would think about it. As a man, is it really that bad to have no balls when the alternative is much worse?

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Posted 03 March 2012 - 09:02 AM

10 stones? Isn't that 63 kilos?! :shok: It would have been better if he had removed them when he still was a kid, but I think he couldn't imagine that they would have swollen up that way.. I can understand that a man doesn't want to have his "jewels", or worse, his dear "Willy" removed for various reasons (sex, children, manhood, etc..), however he should have accepted undergo surgery as soon as he realized it was becoming a really big problem

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Posted 03 March 2012 - 09:47 AM

Personally, I don't see why you would refuse to get the balls removed, as life would be much harder with them. I don't know what you guys would think about it. As a man, is it really that bad to have no balls when the alternative is much worse?

Clearly, you are not a man.
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Posted 03 March 2012 - 09:56 AM

Clearly, you are not a man.

No. But would you really keep them? 10 stone? Really? *shakes head* Maybe I don't understand but if it was breast cancer causing me to have to get rid of em, I would.
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Posted 03 March 2012 - 10:03 AM

Wouldn't be that bad having ten stone balls, you wouldn't need any furniture in your house to sit on, and you could use them as a Space Hopper! Boingy boingy boing! You could disguise yourself as a snowman in winter too, endless possibilities I tell ya!
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Posted 03 March 2012 - 10:27 AM

I'd probably grow as thick of a beard as possible before cutting off my testosterone flow, put a few of my genetically awesome spermies on ice, bite the bullet get them removed. And then I'd hope I could develop an awesome singing voice and reach higher ranges, and play with the likely scrotum implants quite often.
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Posted 03 March 2012 - 10:48 AM

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Wouldn't be that bad having ten stone balls, you wouldn't need any furniture in your house to sit on, and you could use them as a Space Hopper! Boingy boingy boing! You could disguise yourself as a snowman in winter too, endless possibilities I tell ya!


First thing that came to mind...:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEbrr7lwKW4

:lol:
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Posted 03 March 2012 - 11:23 AM

Wouldn't be that bad having ten stone balls, you wouldn't need any furniture in your house to sit on, and you could use them as a Space Hopper! Boingy boingy boing! You could disguise yourself as a snowman in winter too, endless possibilities I tell ya!

Oh. My. God. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Posted 03 March 2012 - 11:29 PM

Well, besides the attachment men have to them... they do produce testosterone and not having them would change their voice/sex drive/hair growth/etc. You'd have to take hormones for the rest of your life, probably...

However, he could totally get Neuticles

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Posted 04 March 2012 - 02:40 AM

Wow that is crazy!!!

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Posted 04 March 2012 - 05:43 AM

Well, besides the attachment men have to them... they do produce testosterone and not having them would change their voice/sex drive/hair growth/etc. You'd have to take hormones for the rest of your life, probably...

However, he could totally get Neuticles

:lol:

True, but it's still better than the skin ripping when you try to move etc. and not being able to work or go out much for the rest of your life. ;)

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Posted 04 March 2012 - 05:24 PM

What the hell is a stone?

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Posted 04 March 2012 - 05:42 PM

What the hell is a stone?

I think we're talking about 6 to 8kg :/ My friends are about 7 stone each.

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Posted 04 March 2012 - 05:52 PM

I think we're talking about 6 to 8kg :/ My friends are about 7 stone each.


Really? I had no idea.

Also, OH SHIT. That's a LOT.

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Posted 04 March 2012 - 07:00 PM

I think we're talking about 6 to 8kg :/ My friends are about 7 stone each.


Your friends must be crazy skinny!


This is a pretty bizarre story, surely you'd realise long before the ten stone stage that they were going to have to go if nothing could shrink em back down. Poor guy.

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Posted 05 March 2012 - 06:23 AM

It honestly took me ages to work out that he didn't literally have 10 stone balls,(like the stones from your garden) hanging down there :lol:

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Posted 05 March 2012 - 01:33 PM

Your friends must be crazy skinny!


Oh they are. You have to be 7 stone to give blood so they checked. One of em couldn't give blood, but she has been in hospital before a lot anyway. And I do know someone who makes skinny jeans look baggy. :ermm:

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Posted 05 March 2012 - 02:15 PM

That man did the right thing. I think that getting your balls removed is much worse than getting your right arm removed.

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Posted 05 March 2012 - 03:58 PM

I'll be honest right there, I thought this was going to be a spam thread. :mellow:
Y'know because of the title and all.

I found out it wasn't so, holy crap!

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Posted 05 March 2012 - 05:32 PM

In my innocent mind I just thought this was gonna have something to do with 10 spherical rocks. Not sure how this man is getting any enjoyment out of his balls in that condition (not to mention his life!). Should've got rid earlier but he should still cut his losses and get it done now, I'm pretty sure balls aren't worth sacrificing your while life for. Especially balls that are in that condition, surely they can't be much use like that?

Oh they are. You have to be 7 stone to give blood so they checked. One of em couldn't give blood, but she has been in hospital before a lot anyway. And I do know someone who makes skinny jeans look baggy. http://www.greendaycommunity.org/public/...

Is it 7 stone in Scotland? You have to be 7 stone 12 here so is it possible she was just under that? I'm under that and look skinny but I'm within the healthy weight range for my height so it might not be as bad as you think.
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Posted 05 March 2012 - 06:56 PM

After reading this I went over all the times I accidentally sat on my balls. I feel so lucky.

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Posted 06 March 2012 - 04:04 AM

Is it 7 stone in Scotland? You have to be 7 stone 12 here so is it possible she was just under that? I'm under that and look skinny but I'm within the healthy weight range for my height so it might not be as bad as you think.


Oh it's definitly 7 stone. And my friend who's been in hospital before (different reasons) didn't try to give blood. It is a healthy weight range, I'm just a few stone more :)


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Posted 06 March 2012 - 11:48 AM

fail :D



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