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Well that's certainly an improvement. Does it have to be wine?

Preferably, but its open doors to anything except sambuca.
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Preferably, but its open doors to anything except sambuca.

OK, as I'm not really a wine-drinker but I'm open to putting vodka in pretty much anything.


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OK, as I'm not really a wine-drinker.

My main man Dionysus will sort that out, don't you worry. 


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Irish satire site writes article entitled '“Jesus Not Coming Back By The Looks Of It” Admits Vatican', Americans lose their shit :lol:

 

 


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I love the hardcore Christians who bash other religions (escp Muslims) saying their religion is violent and promotes this and that and when you counter that the same shit is in the bible "oh that's the Old Testament doesn't apply" naw you can't pick what part of the bible just to fit your needs you either practice the full book or none at all don't cherry pick...
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I´m thinking about drawing a satiric pic of Mohammed being beheaded by IS. Him reading the latest Charlie Hebdo with his cartoon on it. Speech balloon of the executioner saying: "He dared to laugh about it". Or even better, a circle of executions: Jesus, Mohammed, Buddha, Krishna, all sitting together, laughing at several cartoons about religions and themselves. And everyone of them being decapitated or hanged or cruzified, because (speech balloon) "They dared to laugh".

 

Damn, how I hate every kind of religion and ideology that takes itself seriously... :( By the way - I laugh with Jesus.



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In the midst of sixty pages of reading for Systematic Theology, and, not for the first time, I have come to the conclusion that Calvinism is one of the most unapologetically fucked-up thought systems in existence. It's just so fucking beaten-wife syndrome. "We are absolutely nothing, but God loves himself so much that to demonstrate to himself just how great he is he decided to save some of us maggots. And as we're dead in sin we are utterly incapable of being saved unless he predestined us, but somehow those who don't believe and aren't predestined have only themselves to blame. And isn't that GREAT?!?!?!"
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In the midst of sixty pages of reading for Systematic Theology, and, not for the first time, I have come to the conclusion that Calvinism is one of the most unapologetically fucked-up thought systems in existence. It's just so fucking beaten-wife syndrome. "We are absolutely nothing, but God loves himself so much that to demonstrate to himself just how great he is he decided to save some of us maggots. And as we're dead in sin we are utterly incapable of being saved unless he predestined us, but somehow those who don't believe and aren't predestined have only themselves to blame. And isn't that GREAT?!?!?!"

Isn't that the sin of pride?



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Isn't that the sin of pride?

"Do as I say not as I do" - God


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This is easily the most hilarious thing you will ever see:

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the video was funny but his face is so punchable




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