The cops pulled someone over in front of our house and every time the cops got in and out of their cars, Teddy felt the need to growl at them because he thought they were coming to our house (we have a big picture window where he can see everything from the street). Oh, yes, T, you're so scary. It's so scary when you do your low growl, and it would be extra intimidating when you run and hide in the basement if someone were to come to the door.
Aren't you scared of this horrifying swashbuckler? I know I am.
Edit: And he just came in here, made his normal squirrely noises and tried to climb my door frame. How the fuck does he know I just mocked him on the Internet?
Edited by Mar, 36 minutes ago.