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Good Lord, no. NO.

She was joking I swear.


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My friend (to someone else): Oh my God! Just shut up you bitch!

 

Other person: Don't take the Lord's name in vein.

 

Me: Are you inferring that God is a bitch?


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My friend (to someone else): Oh my God! Just shut up you bitch!

 

Other person: Don't take the Lord's name in vein.

 

Me: Are you inferring that God is a bitch?

They could have also been implying that God is a bitch, who knows? :P


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My mum is a teaching assistant at a primary school and recently I volunteered to be one of the supervisors during her class trip to the zoo. So she was telling me about one of the kids in the group I was assigned to look after.

 

"He's such a lovely boy, but he has hair like a vagina bush."

 

 

:mellow:



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Y'know how at coffee shops when someone's coffee's ready they call out the person's name to come get it? At this cafe at a university in town the barista calls out "coffee for Marco!"

 

And some dude sitting at a table yells back "polo!"


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