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Satanic Heavy Metal band The Greendays threaten our youth


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This made my night.

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"guess what, nancyboy? It is wrong. And it's not a beautiful thing. What's beautiful about putting your tallywhacker in another man's fecal-stained rectum?"


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that's brilliant!

reminds me of the people outside the Mountain View show with the signs and the megaphones xD


I read somewhere (maybe it was the tour thread for Shoreline?) that those guys protest every concert. Which made me really sad cause I was hoping that they were there specifically protesting Green Day. Haha, that would have been epic. And very special! lol.

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If this article was serious, then I will forever lose all faith in humanity and retreat to my doomsday bunker in the Mojave desert. :mellow:
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i remember finding this page a long time ago and laughing... i'm glad i got to remember and laugh again :lol:
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I read somewhere (maybe it was the tour thread for Shoreline?) that those guys protest every concert. Which made me really sad cause I was hoping that they were there specifically protesting Green Day. Haha, that would have been epic. And very special! lol.

Ive seen it at a few of the US shows.
we don't get that here, it was a bit of a shock at first :lol:

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I laughed so hard at the discription of them...but then reading the comments just pissed me off. I hate these narrow minded ppl who think they are doing the "Lords" work when they are just discriminating and being plain hateful :mad: Cant stand it. :dry: Hypocrites
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It's a satirical site, folks! http://www.greendaycommunity.org/Forum/p...

Here is what Wiki says about the site (and yes, The Greendays are Satanic!): WIKIPEDIA LINK


Oh dear sweet God, I'm glad to hear it was just a joke... I almost lost all my faith in humanity from reading that...

still funny as hell though (no pun intended) thanks for posting!

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OMG that is so funny!! I laughed so hard reading all that. Its sad to believe that there are so many closed, small minded people out there

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Ive seen it at a few of the US shows.
we don't get that here, it was a bit of a shock at first http://www.greendaycommunity.org/Forum/p...


Really? I didn't see that at any of the Green Day shows I went to this year, except for Shoreline, not even at the San Antonio show, but you went to more shows in the heartland of America than I did. I stuck to the East and West Coasts, England and Canada. I try not to venture into the heartland too much. :whistle Going to San Antonio was a bit of a fluke for me, but I think that protest at Mountain View was the first time I saw one at a concert that I can remember. But yes, we are crazy here, that's for sure.

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yeah, and the sad part is that there are people out there who actually think like that >_>... i saw a site one time that was talking about the usual: how rock music is the devil's music, etc., and they even had a whole article about how designers are making prom dresses with the intention of getting girls pregnant. It was so stupid because they used words like "Satan scepter" for penis and stuff *eyeroll*
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If that doesn't bring the LOLZ I don't know what does! :lol: Hahaha, I remember there was a site like this dedicated to the bashing of Goths\Gothic subculture and I made a long-ass rant on there and now realize that it's probably a joke like this.

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All I have to say is:
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I don't even know what to say. So hilarious http://www.greendaycommunity.org/Forum/p... http://www.greendaycommunity.org/Forum/p...


Can't wait to see you guys in hell! Ahaha.


Yay! See you there! Don't forget to pack shorts, I hear it's pretty warm there.

I'm happy and disappointed that this isn't real. I could totally see that being a real thing though...Lotta coo-coo religious nut jobs in the world :P

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Jeez :lol:

On the first page they condemned Billie for planting trees? If it wasn't a joke I would definitely be worried.

There was a point where I was nearly screaming at the screen "PUNK! NOT METAL OKAY! IT'S PUNK!!!

But once I realised it was a joke it got pretty funny.

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I snorted I was laughing so hard.

BAM bitch! you just got tumblr'd

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That's great! :lol: I laughed so much.
"They're pro-abortion" and "they don't look like hippies." OMG. xD

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The entire time whilst reading I was considering emailing this to the Westbroro Baptist chuirch just so I can get a video called "God Hates Green Day":lol:

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I especially love the people that take this seriously and try to defend Green Day. :lol:
The arguments are cute and hil air eeous!

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And how the "religious people" are like "*straight face* I don't hear a difference." when they try to explain that Green Day isn't metal. :lol:

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I may look calm but behind this computer screen I am dying with laughter :lol:

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Oh god, im dying. :lol:

What's beautiful about putting your tallywhacker in another man's fecal-stained rectum?


:lol:

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I actually can't stop laughing OMG! :lol:

What's beautiful about putting your tallywhacker in another man's fecal-stained rectum?

Funniest part! ^

and

The Greendays sound like trouble

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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OH GOD. HAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK?!?!!?!?! XDD

Dying. :D

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that was soo hilarious!! :lol:

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Lol what the hell?
haha, if these guys are serious then this is hilarious!
"I looked up this Greendays online and read about their lead singer. Turns out he is a filthy sodomite that will sleep with anything" http://www.greendaycommunity.org/Forum/p...


What's beautiful about putting your tallywhacker in another man's fecal-stained rectum?


I'm surprised he hasn't come out public with his interest in molesting children and bestiality.


^ Hot damn :lol:

So he's also an drunkard and lives in the most liberal city in the USA. Why am I not surprised?

So he is happy to make houses for negro crack addicts for free? Can this man be any more revolting?

ta-haa x)

:lol: :lol: :lol: OMG, that made me laugh so much x)

Wasn't there a site similar that talked about Harry Potter too? & they said JK Rowling was a man and stuff and was teaching them satanical stuff :P

I'm going to finish the whole page because it's funny as hell haha

Seriously, is this guy trying to rack up the most amount of sins possible in a lifetime? Anyone who listens to these Greendays will go to Hell because they are nothing but environmentalist fags who hate Jesus.


GUIZ! Guess what? WE'RE ALL GOING TO HELL!! :banana:

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I read this last night, absolute classic :lol: :lol:
It's just sad that there are people out there who take religion that seriously :rolleyes: Wasting your time love!

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Omg :lol: Just omg :lol:

Anyone who listens to these Greendays will go to Hell because they are nothing but environmentalist fags who hate Jesus.

Thank lord I don't listen to "Greendays", then.

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Funniest thing I've read all day. Or all week.

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Green Day is an eco-friendly band. Why else would they have a name like that.


Dying.

I looked up this Greendays online and read about their lead singer. Turns out he is a filthy sodomite that will sleep with anything.


This can't be real, can it? :lol:


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