Satanic Heavy Metal band The Greendays threaten our youth

[Ellenkc]

This site is amazing My day has been made!

The people who take the site seriously and post just make it funnier, like this guy;

4th: they are called Green Day as a reference to them smoking pot back in the day (they're suppose to be "Straight Edge" nowadays I hear)

Straight Edge

[Smoothed Out]

omg I've literally never read anything like that haha, the greendays

I'm going to listen to GD now and rise demons with their satanic verses...

[21 guns]

Okay yes I laughed my ass off when I first saw this, but then I realised, as apparently a lot of people haven't....

IT'S SATIRE

IT'S SATIRE

IT'S SATIRE

IT'S SATIRE

IT'S SATIRE

IT'S SATIRE

IT'S SATIRE

IT'S SATIRE

IT'S SATIRE

IT'S SATIRE

IT'S SATIRE

IT'S SATIRE

IT'S SATIRE

IT'S SATIRE

IT'S SATIRE

because just saying it and hoping people will notice ain't enough.

[norcalgreendayfan]

Wow I didn't know it was satirical site and I thought they were totally being serious now it makes it all that funnier.

[Khaleesi.]

LMFAO.

[Maddy.]

all those people on there

how can you even pretend to be so ignorant

that takes a lot omg

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=43929

can't fucking breathe

[Khaleesi.]

the titles they have for the people who go against them are the best

"Unsaved trash, Repulsive pervert"

"Unsaved trash, teenaged Godmocker"

"Unsaved trash, atheist bulldyke scum"

"Confirmed Enemy of God BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured"

[Daughter.of.Rage.and.Love]

all those people on there

how can you even pretend to be so ignorant

that takes a lot omg

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=43929

can't fucking breathe

Hmm, so far my count on visits I'll pay to hell is on three.

[Moxy Crimefighter]

the titles they have for the people who go against them are the best

"Unsaved trash, Repulsive pervert"

"Unsaved trash, teenaged Godmocker"

"Unsaved trash, atheist bulldyke scum"

"Confirmed Enemy of God BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured"

I want the third one on my gravestone.

[Daughter.of.Rage.and.Love]

Obviously, they're communists. And they look like vampires.

So what we have here is a group of gay communist vampires

Omg. :lol: :lol:

[mallorymaloney]

Omg. :lol: :lol:

WHICH PAGE DID YOU FIND THIS QUOTE ON OMG :lol:

[Daughter.of.Rage.and.Love]

WHICH PAGE DID YOU FIND THIS QUOTE ON OMG :lol:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=630356#post630356

it's simply amazing.

[Moxy Crimefighter]

Omg. :lol: :lol:

Why did I think of Edward Cullen when reading that?

Just found this: So what we have here is a group of gay communist vampires--- just what we've feared for so long.

[Hermione]

Oh my god . I'm gonna be stuck reading this site for hours now. Once I go on it I can't stop.

[Moxy Crimefighter]

And at the risk of double posting:

1. It's Green Day. not greenday

Sorry son, but you drug induced haze is messing with your mind. It is 'Greenday'.

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2. They're not new. (Formed 1987)

So they are new. Now a real song master like Perry Como, he has been arohnnd. Your homo greenday have been about for less time than Ted Haggards wife.

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3. "Greenday" is a reference to smoking pot all day.

No surprise here, those devil heavy death metal people trying to subvert today's youth. I say they ought to be locked up away from decent folks.

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4. They're not metal

I agree, they are heavy death metal and should be eliminated.

this needed to be posted

[mallorymaloney]

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=630356#post630356

it's simply amazing.

Holy shit, that's going in my sig. XD;

Why did I think of Edward Cullen when reading that?

Just found this: So what we have here is a group of gay communist vampires--- just what we've feared for so long.

You just quoted the same thing Daughter did!

[Spider Tre]

gahh i got banned again. oh well, it was fun while it lasted xD

You have been banned for the following reason:

Being so boring a poster that sister SUV gets brain cancer

Date the ban will be lifted: 11-04-2012, 07:00 PM

[Khaleesi.]

THEY ARE HEAVY DEATH METAL AND SHOULD BE ELIMINATED.

[Pedestrian9394]

I just choked on my Fuze. xD

"...is a drunkard and lives in the most liberal city in the USA. Why am I not surprised?" Holy shit. Hahaha.

[mallorymaloney]

gahh i got banned again. oh well, it was fun while it lasted xD

You have been banned for the following reason:

Being so boring a poster that sister SUV gets brain cancer

Date the ban will be lifted: 11-04-2012, 07:00 PM

After you posted the lyrics to East Jesus Nowhere, your post was edited with:

Last edited by Wide-Open; Today at 03:03 PM. Reason: Removed very long and very boring unchristian lyrics

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... But you do realise the site's just satire, right ...?

[Daughter.of.Rage.and.Love]

I freaking love that site.

I'm just looking around, reading threads... some of it is stupid, but it just gets hilarious at times.

[.katie.]

Omg this site is priceless

Plus, it says they're from San Fransissyco. Obviously, they're communists. And they look like vampires.

So what we have here is a group of gay communist vampires--- just what we've feared for so long.

Omg I can't breath

Some dude's username is "Bob4God"

[Spider Tre]

After you posted the lyrics to East Jesus Nowhere, your post was edited with:

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... But you do realise the site's just satire, right ...?

haha yeah, but it's still fun to mess with them xD

[Moxy Crimefighter]

Some dude's username is "Bob4God"

No words can express how badly I want that as my username on here now

[.katie.]

I'm going to be up all night reading the rest of that site, it's too funny

Omg I can't even - http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=49703 Looks like all you left-handers are going to rot in hell