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Tre: WOOOOOOO!!! yea! STRIP DOWN BILLIE!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! :woot:

Billie: *stops dead in tracks* what?!

Tre: uuhhhhhhh....... ummm... nevermind. as you were.

Billie: ummm... ok. :blink: *continues*

Tre: :whistling: YEAA, BITCH!!! COME OVER HERE AND DO THAT!!!

Billie: WHAT?!?!?!?

Tre: nothing! you need therapy or somethin, cuz you're hearing voices!

Billie: ok ok. i guess it was some other kid in the crowd... *continues again*

Tre: :shifty::eyebrows::woot:

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mike: come on, bill, we're in a photo shoot :pinch:

billie: hold on, i'm pickin a winner

tre: oh my god, how far can his finger go :blink:

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billie: i'll hold him down!

mike: ok, now give me all your lunch money!

tre: noooo! oww bill, that hurts, i can't breathe :o

billie: shut up and hand over the goods

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Billie: thanks a lot Mike. I am really tired. You wore me out...

Mike: no problem. *a few minutes later* JESUS! WHAT DO YOU WEIGH? A ZILLION POUNDS?

Tre: hey! where's my piggy back ride? :(

Billie: hop on!

Tre: thanks! *gets on Billie's back*

Mike: *collapses under weight*

im kinda tired :/

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Billie: thanks a lot Mike. I am really tired. You wore me out...

Mike: no problem. *a few minutes later* JESUS! WHAT DO YOU WEIGH? A ZILLION POUNDS?

Tre: hey! where's my piggy back ride? :(

Billie: hop on!

Tre: thanks! *gets on Billie's back*

Mike: *collapses under weight*

im kinda tired :/

:lol: that one's hilarious!!! i love it!

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^really? thanks! :)

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Mike: *thinks* I am sooo cool :cool:

Tre: *reads Mike's mind* *thinks* ugh, that is so unattractive, Mike! :pinch:

Billie: *thinks* omg! Mike is sooo sexy! :wub:

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guy: so, whats the craziest thing you guys have ever done?

Tre: well, last night, Billie and I drugged M-

Billie: *grabs Tre* OOOOKKAAYYY buddy. thats enough of that! :ph34r:

Mike: what did happen last night? :blink:

Billie: ummm... nothing? :rolleyes:

Mike: *backs away slowly*

Tre: *still being held down by Billie* Billie, I- I never knew you felt this way about me :wub:

haha, Im rather tired :/

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Maury Povich: "Billie Joe....you are NOT the father."

Billie Joe: " YEAH BITCH, YEAH!! I FUCKIN TOLD YO ASS!"

*audience boos*

Billie Joe: "SHUT UP! you don't know me! YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!"

Gah. I'm tierd :pinch: .

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Billie: Hey, Mike, you have a pimple *points at Mikes reflection*

Tre: Man Mike, are you going through puberty again?

Mike: *Thinks**I thought I looked cool :( *

Meh, I tried.

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Mike:Psssh,Im so gansta.Where are all my bitchez?

Tre:oh yeah Im right here

Billie: :blink:

Mike:*whispers*Shut up tre!!!

Billie: I thought I was your bitch :dry:

Mike:Yeah you are....

Tre: :verymad: So all of that last night was for nothing?

Billie: :mellow:.....Grrrrrrrrr RAWR!!!Thats it :verymad:

Tre: :verymad: grrrr

Mike: :sweat:

Tre and Billie :We are over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mike:Awww I cant be gansta with out my bitchez :(

Meh I tried

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Mike:Psssh,Im so gansta.Where are all my bitchez?

Tre:oh yeah Im right here

Billie: :blink:

Mike:*whispers*Shut up tre!!!

Billie: I thought I was your bitch :dry:

Mike:Yeah you are....

Tre: :verymad: So all of that last night was for nothing?

Billie: :mellow:.....Grrrrrrrrr RAWR!!!Thats it :verymad:

Tre: :verymad: grrrr

Mike: :sweat:

Tre and Billie :We are over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mike:Awww I cant be gansta with out my bitchez :(

Meh I tried

that made me laugh :lol:

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guy: so, whats the craziest thing you guys have ever done?

Tre: well, last night, Billie and I drugged M-

Billie: *grabs Tre* OOOOKKAAYYY buddy. thats enough of that! :ph34r:

Mike: what did happen last night? :blink:

Billie: ummm... nothing? :rolleyes:

Mike: *backs away slowly*

Tre: *still being held down by Billie* Billie, I- I never knew you felt this way about me :wub:

haha, Im rather tired :/

Bahahaha!! I love it!!! =D

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Maury Povich: "Billie Joe....you are NOT the father."

Billie Joe: " YEAH BITCH, YEAH!! I FUCKIN TOLD YO ASS!"

*audience boos*

Billie Joe: "SHUT UP! you don't know me! YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!"

Gah. I'm tierd :pinch: .

:lol::lol::lol:

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Snoop: yo, billie joe is my newest bitch. now my collection of famous whores is complete :cool:

Paris Hilton: *comes in from nowhere* but I thought I was the one to complete your collection :(

Snoop: Fuck no! Billie is the most famous whore in the world, now :cool:

Paris Hilton: *tears up* WAAAA!!! I guess I'm not famous at all anymore :(

Snoop: got that right, bitch :cool:

i couldnt think of anything for billie :pinch:

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tre: all right, i'm gonna poor me another!*in a drunken voice :P *

mike: take it easy tre

billie: please tre, you know you can't beat me, i am the master of this game :rolleyes:

mike: you might actually beat billie for once! alright! :thumbsup:

tre: yea*hiccup* thank you*hiccup* :wink:

billie: don't make a fool of yourself tre :sleep:

eh, i tried :lol:

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These are so funny i looked at them all! ok i am going to try but it is going to be crappy![

Billie Joe: You want some of this bitch?

Tre: you know i do Billie why don't you give some to me? *Storms off angry*

Mike: oh please Tre you are such a drama queen!

So what did you think! i think it kinda sucked but i don't know!my special picture

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ok, its worth a try...

Billie and Mike: who the fuck are you? :blink:

Tre: *thinks* yes! no one is looking!*fakes a yawn and tries to put his arm around Billie*

Billie: *is freaked that he all so suddenly feels a hand on his shoulder that he jumps back, therefore causing Mike to fall flat on his ass*

Mike: DUDE!! WTF?!

Billie: sorry Mike, Tre tried to grope me again!!!

Tre: *shouts* I did not!! *secretly thinking* damn, you caught me :pinch::shifty:

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billie: i'd like to thank all our fans........ bla......bla........bla

tre: hey guyz, look, this looks like my .......... yeah it sure looks like it. haha whana play? :shifty:

mike: *thinking* i'm proud to accept this award, i'm proud, don't forget to look proud, proud

sry, my first one. promise i will emprove

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billie: i'd like to thank all our fans........ bla......bla........bla

tre: hey guyz, look, this looks like my .......... yeah it sure looks like it. haha whana play? :shifty:

mike: *thinking* i'm proud to accept this award, i'm proud, don't forget to look proud, proud

sry, my first one. promise i will emprove

Not bad. Better than most.

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