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A few days ago Tyke sent me an txt on my phone from some stupid email address. It said "d00d. i cant beleev that i found YR number. this is andres from gda right? oh my ILU so much and maybe we can hang out (sex)."

Then sent a few more pretending to be the same girl, saying she lived in my town, and her and her girlfriends were by my house and I should come out so we could hang out.

After the second one i knew it was him, but i was still a little paranoid. I looked out my window to make sure there were no freaky 12 year olds outside.

bastard.


i laughed so hard fuck! :laugh:
awesome...really good idea ^^
should be awarded or sumthin

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Yeah it was a good idea. The dirty bastard had be going for a bit.

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they probably don't understand english very well that's the only thing i can think of...

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"billy waz gay cause he kissed a guy on stage but gay or not i am still hi number 1 fan"

That came in about 20 mins ago.

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^ Well, now we know the truth.

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Wow. I'm thinking about starting a website just to get e-mails like those everyday.

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"billy waz gay cause he kissed a guy on stage but gay or not i am still hi number 1 fan"

That came in about 20 mins ago.

well he or she can't be homophobic then if they still like him, which is one good thing and how can you be somebody's number 1 fan if you can't even spell his name, i'm guessing 9 or 10 years old.

Edited by Californian_Idiot, 29 January 2006 - 06:43 PM.


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lovely.

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Its too bad i delete most of the awesome old chat emails i would get... those were fun

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I told Courtney a while back that I should be her personal secretary and she simply said something along the lines of, "Sure, start checking the 200+ emails in my inbox and then do it again tomorrow." I would have to wear Depends at all times if most of the emails were as funny as some that have already been posted. People are such geniuses.

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hahaha Hilarious!

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They lose thier "funny" appearance really quickly.

Trust me. It's fun to post a few, but when you get more than a few of those a day, it's annoying.

It also sucks getting the same thing over and over, and most times in like 5 different languages.

"When Is Green Day coming to my country"
"Is Green Day breaking up" "Does Billie Joe have throat cancer"
"Adie is pregnant"
"Tre and Billie are Gay"
" Can you promote my site"
"American Idiot is on "Wedding Crashers"
"You can see a poster in the movie The Pacifier"
"Can i work on GDA"
"Can you give me Billie's email address"
"Can they play at my birthday party"
"Please give me their mailing address"
" Can you pass this letter to them"
"Please update *insert section*"
"I love Billie Joe"
"Can I help with the tabs"
"Does Green Day have a myspace"
"I think i found Billie's real myspace"
"I know Billie's AIM sn. I'm talking to him on it"

I get at least one or two of each of those each day. Usually more. I mean, we get tons of email, and a lot of it is decent. But it's too bad we have to read all the stupid ones over and over and over.

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wow I feel really bad for you. :/

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Why are people so damn hostel towards you? I just do not get it!?

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I think those people would make prime candidates for test dummies.

if u add that people and many fucking politics of every country we have alot of dummies :eyebrows:
bush can be used for tests of suvs :laugh:

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I have a theory that only intelligent people should be allowed on internet. They should have to pass a test before they can get on.


if that were to occur, the entire federal government would have to abandon the internet! :laugh:

jeez, these emails, you gotta wonder if these people had ct scans, would anything show up?

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hmm, im guessing, 11, 12?

gotta be a girl too.

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hmm, im guessing, 11, 12?

gotta be a girl too.

really i would think around about 9 or 10 years old and there's a chance it could be a boy, but yeah probabley how the world is today its more likely to be a girl isn't it :pinch:

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Do you read every single email?

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Well if it starts out with something stupid, they probably dont read the whole thing. But they have to open it, i mean its mail from fans, so its the admins job to keep out retards...

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i would get SO pissed off with people that kept emailing stuff like that

Edited by extraordinary-gal, 30 January 2006 - 08:43 AM.


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I would hang myself after a month.
Why are there people in this world who can be SO stupid?!
Do they never use their brains and think about what they mail first.
Oh yes Californian_Idiot it has to be kids from around 10 ... and I put my money on girls. :dry:

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ha these emails are so entertaining. you should make a new thread every day with the best email of the day or something :D

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"sorry but i dont have any photos. billie, the other day we met on yahoo and i was the one named ellie from bamberg, you may not remember me but i just wanted to say hi. please respond! see ya"

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"sorry but i dont have any photos. billie, the other day we met on yahoo and i was the one named ellie from bamberg, you may not remember me but i just wanted to say hi. please respond! see ya"

i bet she used that email that was said to be billie..........why does everyone think you're billie?

Edited by Californian_Idiot, 01 February 2006 - 06:03 PM.


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"sorry but i dont have any photos. billie, the other day we met on yahoo and i was the one named ellie from bamberg, you may not remember me but i just wanted to say hi. please respond! see ya"

Andres
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What is the resembelence?

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I know you already say you're not Green Day when people click the Contact link, and they obviously don't listen, but maybe when they click Contact on GDA it could lead to an FAQ page that says "If this was gonna be your question, here's your answer?" Then the field to send an email is at the bottom.

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I know you already say you're not Green Day when people click the Contact link, and they obviously don't listen, but maybe when they click Contact on GDA it could lead to an FAQ page that says "If this was gonna be your question, here's your answer?" Then the field to send an email is at the bottom.

that's a good idea, but they'll probabley won't listen i mean we could be talking about kids as young as 9 here or maybe even younger.

Edited by Californian_Idiot, 01 February 2006 - 06:18 PM.


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"sorry but i dont have any photos. billie, the other day we met on yahoo and i was the one named ellie from bamberg, you may not remember me but i just wanted to say hi. please respond! see ya"

Andres
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What is the resembelence?

They're both incredibly hott.

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Blah, I get so much of that shit. I love the delete function on my inbox.


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