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"I want to join your son's band cuz i look alike you and sound sorta like you. God swr"

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Bless you for bringing this back. Sadly it isn't the one with the girl who says "Yes sir!" when Billie says "You like that bitch?" in Bullet In A Bible. But plenty of gold!

I had forgotten about that oh my God



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I want to join your son's band cuz i look alike you and sound sorta like you. God swr

I didn't realise you were a father. Congratulations.
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Here you go. 
 
  
"please tell green day and their producers that I have written a song that I think will become a major hit for them and respond to me as soon as possible!"
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Congrats Andres!

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Sounds like a perfect match for the previous guy!

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Here you go. 
 
  
"please tell green day and their producers that I have written a song that I think will become a major hit for them and respond to me as soon as possible!"

I wanna hear this song, tell them to send it and PM it to me :D

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Oh, what the fuck.



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Céadog at work again?

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So strange it



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You can't really fight with mouth breathers online though. There is no reasoning with them.



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Oh gahd this thread. So full of little gems.
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Sometimes... I wonder. ..how the humankind still exists in spite of all that. It's kind of a miracle.

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If Green Day only knew all the shit they put you through they would probably write a song about you!


Billie should have written this Andres song and put it on the trilogy. It could have helped improve GDCers' general opinion of the thing. :P

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Billie should have written this Andres song and put it on the trilogy. It could have helped improve GDCers' general opinion of the thing. :P

He did :ninja:


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Got the weirdest fucking email today. First they requested Green Day play a concert in their country (that's normal). But then they suggest the band do a skit on stage where during American Idiot they get someone to go up on stage from the crowd and act like they're shooting all 3 members, then have police come out from back stage. "Leave the crowd and everyone silent for a few minutes, then Billie gets up saying "waaakkkeeee upp like in the chorus of Waiting", and the band starts playing again".

 

After this person finishes this really terrible idea for a concert, they give me two bank account numbers asking for me or "anyone else in Green Day" to donate money to them, $1 to $3, just to help. They also kindly offered to use a wire transfer through Western Union if that was easier for us.

 

It's been a long time that I genuinely thought "what the fuck did I just read" after going through email.


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Got the weirdest fucking email today. First they requested Green Day play a concert in their country (that's normal). But then they suggest the band do a skit on stage where during American Idiot they get someone to go up on stage from the crowd and act like they're shooting all 3 members, then have police come out from back stage. "Leave the crowd and everyone silent for a few minutes, then Billie gets up saying "waaakkkeeee upp like in the chorus of Waiting", and the band starts playing again".
 
After this person finishes this really terrible idea for a concert, they give me two bank account numbers asking for me or "anyone else in Green Day" to donate money to them, $1 to $3, just to help. They also kindly offered to use a wire transfer through Western Union if that was easier for us.
 
It's been a long time that I genuinely thought "what the fuck did I just read" after going through email.

That's brilliant. I love how they ask for just between $1-3, not hundreds of thousands!

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Got the weirdest fucking email today. First they requested Green Day play a concert in their country (that's normal). But then they suggest the band do a skit on stage where during American Idiot they get someone to go up on stage from the crowd and act like they're shooting all 3 members, then have police come out from back stage. "Leave the crowd and everyone silent for a few minutes, then Billie gets up saying "waaakkkeeee upp like in the chorus of Waiting", and the band starts playing again".

 

After this person finishes this really terrible idea for a concert, they give me two bank account numbers asking for me or "anyone else in Green Day" to donate money to them, $1 to $3, just to help. They also kindly offered to use a wire transfer through Western Union if that was easier for us.

 

It's been a long time that I genuinely thought "what the fuck did I just read" after going through email.

Do they take you for a Green Day related ?  Like they think you just have to call them to suggest the idea... ? :lol:



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Got the weirdest fucking email today. First they requested Green Day play a concert in their country (that's normal).

It was Brazil, wasn't it? Yes, that's what I got from that.
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Man, that's fucking great. I'll do that skit on stage in my band, we'll even do an awful cover of "American Idiot" to go along with it!



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:lol:

 

Is the money to fund the campaign to make this skit happen? Where can I donate? 


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