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Billie Joe has short arms


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These are standard human proportions:

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And this is Billie Joe:

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That's all. I just wanted you to know.

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Counter Theories:

1. Pants always sagging really low (to be kicked off plane worthy)

2. extremely long torso

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He's short all over though (if Lady Cobra is to be believed ;) ) so it all works out.

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3 minutes ago, jengd said:

Still maintaing he’s perfect.  😇

He can have short arms and still be perfect :ga:

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1 minute ago, Jane Lannister said:

He can have short arms and still be perfect :ga:

BJ logs on to GDC - oh wtf they are talking about my short arms:happy:  

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Take your shitpost over to Green Day Reddit. I will not have my forum tainted by this nonsense :angry:

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6 minutes ago, Todd said:

Take your shitpost over to Green Day Reddit. I will not have my forum tainted by this nonsense :angry:

Accept the fact :ga:

6 minutes ago, SHART said:

BJ logs on to GDC - oh wtf they are talking about my short arms:happy:  

:cry: *runs for mirror

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He also has no chin and needs to stand a box during concerts. Does this surprise anyone

 

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He has short lots of things. It’s a mystery how he can be so stubby but still so attractive.

27 minutes ago, Spike said:

He's short all over though (if Lady Cobra is to be believed ;) ) so it all works out.

Lady Cobra has actually made a statement about this? Source!?

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2 minutes ago, neverdone2000 said:

Lady Cobra has actually made a statement about this? Source!?

"Hope there's more in your pants than a bus route" - Lady Cobra

4 minutes ago, Grubby Poop said:

He also has no chin and needs to stand a box during concerts. Does this surprise anyone

Yes, it does surprise me. How can he wear his guitars so low?

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29 minutes ago, Jane Lannister said:

"Hope there's more in your pants than a bus route" - Lady Cobra

Yes, it does surprise me. How can he wear his guitars so low?

Good question. I dont know. He is like a cute little t rex

 

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6 minutes ago, Grubby Poop said:

Good question. I dont know. He is like a cute little t rex

Aww :wub:

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Ok, this won the title of weirdest thread on GDC. :lol:

I'm not sure I want Billie to see this. 

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Breathes Heavily

MAH BOY... That shit does not belong on the Green Day Community, it belongs on a JB Fangirl community bashing BJ over stupid shit.

:ga:

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I wonder how the idea of come here and do a thread about Billie Joe small arms (and possibly small shotgun of pleasure) was born your head.
Billie Joe, if you're reading this, chill, what it matters it's not the size but the technique! Love you, imp, call me!

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I was standing at 1 m of Billie 10 days ago: from that close his smallness really catches the eye, even for me who've seen countless pictures: he does have short arms, narrow shoulders and waist, tiny legs. His whole body is small, and he's extremely cute and perfect that way. :wub:

He holds the guitar low but as he's small everywhere, not only the arms, proportionally to his body it's not lower than anyone else holding the guitar that low on his own body.  I don't know if that's clear :P

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He's all torso. So yeah, proportionally, his arms would look shorter because he's got a long body. He's like a feisty little weasel!

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Average sized arms, long torso, low pants.

Legs? Now we're talking short

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Measurement looks to be about 1ft

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