Beerjeezus Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 These are standard human proportions: And this is Billie Joe: That's all. I just wanted you to know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mato Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Not really, he just wears his pants very low. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pacejunkie punk Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 How could you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billie Hoe Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Counter Theories: 1. Pants always sagging really low (to be kicked off plane worthy) 2. extremely long torso Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
herewegoagain Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 That may be, but... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moonflower93 Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 billie is a lovable midget though <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 He's short all over though (if Lady Cobra is to be believed ) so it all works out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jengd Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Still maintaing he’s perfect. 😇 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UNICORN VOMIT Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Greatest thread ever He definitely has small hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerjeezus Posted June 10, 2018 Author Share Posted June 10, 2018 3 minutes ago, jengd said: Still maintaing he’s perfect. 😇 He can have short arms and still be perfect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UNICORN VOMIT Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 1 minute ago, Jane Lannister said: He can have short arms and still be perfect BJ logs on to GDC - oh wtf they are talking about my short arms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Take your shitpost over to Green Day Reddit. I will not have my forum tainted by this nonsense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerjeezus Posted June 10, 2018 Author Share Posted June 10, 2018 6 minutes ago, Todd said: Take your shitpost over to Green Day Reddit. I will not have my forum tainted by this nonsense Accept the fact 6 minutes ago, SHART said: BJ logs on to GDC - oh wtf they are talking about my short arms *runs for mirror Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chin for a Day Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 He also has no chin and needs to stand a box during concerts. Does this surprise anyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billie Joes Eyelids Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 He has short lots of things. It’s a mystery how he can be so stubby but still so attractive. 27 minutes ago, Spike said: He's short all over though (if Lady Cobra is to be believed ) so it all works out. Lady Cobra has actually made a statement about this? Source!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerjeezus Posted June 10, 2018 Author Share Posted June 10, 2018 2 minutes ago, neverdone2000 said: Lady Cobra has actually made a statement about this? Source!? "Hope there's more in your pants than a bus route" - Lady Cobra 4 minutes ago, Grubby Poop said: He also has no chin and needs to stand a box during concerts. Does this surprise anyone Yes, it does surprise me. How can he wear his guitars so low? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chin for a Day Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 29 minutes ago, Jane Lannister said: "Hope there's more in your pants than a bus route" - Lady Cobra Yes, it does surprise me. How can he wear his guitars so low? Good question. I dont know. He is like a cute little t rex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerjeezus Posted June 10, 2018 Author Share Posted June 10, 2018 6 minutes ago, Grubby Poop said: Good question. I dont know. He is like a cute little t rex Aww Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IcyMoffatt Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Ok, this won the title of weirdest thread on GDC. I'm not sure I want Billie to see this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yosuke Hanamura Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Breathes Heavily MAH BOY... That shit does not belong on the Green Day Community, it belongs on a JB Fangirl community bashing BJ over stupid shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anna Shallow Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 I wonder how the idea of come here and do a thread about Billie Joe small arms (and possibly small shotgun of pleasure) was born your head. Billie Joe, if you're reading this, chill, what it matters it's not the size but the technique! Love you, imp, call me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bellie Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 I was standing at 1 m of Billie 10 days ago: from that close his smallness really catches the eye, even for me who've seen countless pictures: he does have short arms, narrow shoulders and waist, tiny legs. His whole body is small, and he's extremely cute and perfect that way. He holds the guitar low but as he's small everywhere, not only the arms, proportionally to his body it's not lower than anyone else holding the guitar that low on his own body. I don't know if that's clear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slave To The Network Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 He's all torso. So yeah, proportionally, his arms would look shorter because he's got a long body. He's like a feisty little weasel! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermione Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 Average sized arms, long torso, low pants. Legs? Now we're talking short Measurement looks to be about 1ft Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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