Thatsername Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 Oh jeez, this thread is making me feel nauseous. Where have all the romantics gone? If you really wanna pick up a girl successfully, that's the way you do it, boys (and looking like Billie might help, too): "Words get trapped in my mind Sorry I don't take the time to feel the way I do. 'Cause the first day you came into my life My time ticks around you" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marki. Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 I'm constantly switching between and while reading this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerjeezus Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 1 hour ago, Marki. said: I'm constantly switching between and while reading this thread. It's awful but I can't look away! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unextraordinarygirl Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 The only pick up line I can think of is: "Hey Baby, can I see your longview?" LOL So bad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M0n3y Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 3 hours ago, MMwhatsername said: Oh jeez, this thread is making me feel nauseous. Where have all the romantics gone? If you really wanna pick up a girl successfully, that's the way you do it, boys (and looking like Billie might help, too): "Words get trapped in my mind Sorry I don't take the time to feel the way I do. 'Cause the first day you came into my life My time ticks around you" Mine was a tad romantic! And cheesy, I know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greendayisbae Posted January 26, 2017 Author Share Posted January 26, 2017 Majority of these posts are dirty pick up lines.I always read these during science and social studies. One time I was laughing really hard and my teacher looked at me weird and then he started laughing,he said "I have no idea what you are laughing about but I find it funny" I was like wtf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
End Of The World Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 Hey, Whatsername. I'm Whatsisface. Marry me, we will disappear without a trace. I know that one day someone will write a song about you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hero_Of_The_Hour Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 29 minutes ago, End Of The World said: Hey, Whatsername. I'm Whatsisface. Marry me, we will disappear without a trace. I know that one day someone will write a song about you. Then she'd turn around and say yeah and it won't be you writing the song however he will write one about you too because he never liked you anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FallingFromTheStars Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 I'm the son of a bitch and Edgar Allen Poe, let's go out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Higher Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 "Give me death or give me head" - Bang Bang "Are you old enough to bleed now ?" - Drama Queen "Kiss me, I’m loaded" - Brutal Love Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StuckWithRob Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 Nice guys finish last Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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