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Florida Man

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Trotsky

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This one goes out to the Florida man,

The crazy motherfucker on the news     

He rode a parasail into a hurricane          

He gave an alligator weed and booze       

That gator is still out on a bender            

He bought some gas station mystery drugs                                                    

The Florida man used a homemade flamethrower                                            

Inside his house to kill some bugs

 

I think there is a Florida man sleeping in my brain.                                              

And I relate to that fucked up gator's pain.

 

When the Florida man is loose                  

He flies like a goose                                   

Straight through the propeller of a jet     

The gator doesn't curse                            

The fact he'll one day be a purse           

And a pair of boots, no value in regret     

 

I am the gator; my teeth are cheap souvenirs.                                              

Take one from my skull and trade it for a case of beer.

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Tre's Busted Drumkit

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Seriously though, did you hear about the large Facebook event for people to go to the beach and shoot guns into Irma that prompted the Pasco County (where else?) Sherriff to tweet that that was a terrible idea?

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