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Nico Talks About Stuff #5 - Nintendo

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Hey guys, and welcome back to "Nico Talks About Stuff"! Now, hold onto your seats, this might be a bit crazy, but... my name's Nico. Today's topic is Nintendo!

Here's something most people don't know: Nintendo is older than you might've thought. The company was founded in 1889.

And if anyone says something like "What? Nintendo made video games 100 years ago?", please spell IQ for me.

Well, Nintendo sold playing cards back then. But who would've thought that Nintendo would ever make video games...?

Now, the question is: What got Nintendo famous?

We from Nintendo got famous thanks to a plumber who turns bigger by doing drugs.

Alright, how about you, Sega?

We from Sega got famous thanks to a hedgehog who turns faster by doing drugs.

It's quite interesting how everything only gets famous through drugs... and people say Nintendo is a role model... yup. 'Course.

But Mario is not the only character that made Nintendo famous. How many Pokémon generations are there?

Have you ever realized that the names of Pokémon get weirder and weirder? Same for their look? Seriously, how can you even think of a name like Cobalion? I'm pretty sure that there will be a Pokémon in Gen 12 called Mokquas, and it will have a human form with spaghetti arms and the face will be a mix of the Me Gusta and Impossibru memes.

Not everyone likes Nintendo. The people who play stuff like Call of Duty or Halo play on PlayStation or Xbox. And I have to admit that the graphics are not the best, but the gameplay is there and it's extremely fun to play games like Super Smash Bros. or Mario Kart!

That concludes this post of "Nico Talks About Stuff"! Leave a comment with your opinion on Nintendo, if you want. See you next Sunday!

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On 15.10.2017 at 9:22 PM, Todd said:

I enjoy these. Thanks man! 

You're welcome! :)

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Nintendo is stuck in a time warp from the 90', in almost every aspect of gaming and tech they're behind. The Switch is ridden with issues, it came as a surprise that the NES thing they just released wasn't getting scalped (cause that always happens with Nintendo products), that voice chat integration thing they tried a few months ago is a stone cold atrocity, one of their biggest selling points right now is a port of a game from 2011 that, lets face it, is trash and hasn't aged well at all. 

Worst of all is their affiliate programs which only hurts their biggest fans. The cut is damn near unspeakable. 

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