AND I HAVE CONSEQUENTLY DECIDED TO SPEAK IN CAPS LOCK FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.
TONIGHT I MADE A CAPE AND A MATCHING ANTI-HIATUS HAT THAT I'M GOING TO WEAR TO SCHOOL TOMORROW SO I CAN LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT!
It reads: Fall Out Boy is back!
- Did you heart that? It’s the sound of Pete Wentz putting on eyeliner
- Jimmy Kimmel is my hero. Yes.
- FOB - A.K.A. Emotional Scarring
- I survived the Fall Out Boy hiatus. Congratulation to me.
- Where is your boy tonight, I hope he is off hiatus.
- Will this induce a black hole? We just don’t know.
- The rumours are true I swear
- It was on TV and the internet, it must be true
- Imagine if they just played a cover of ‘we are never ever getting back together’ and left.
HERE IS THE MATCHING HAT!!