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Hooray! Nico is here! :D

Welcome to my meaning-free blog full of no meaning, meaninglessness and meaning intolerance! Here, you can expect meaningless posts every Sunday! What's the meaning of life, you ask? There is none! Especially not in this blog.

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Nico Talks About Creepypastas #3 - Jeff the Killer

Hello everyone! Welcome back to Nico Talks About Creepypastas. After seven and a half months. Yay. Anyway, that quote up there is an excerpt from a local newspaper (location unknown). TL;DR: it's about a boy that almost got killed by someone, or something. This story is one of the most famous creepypastas out there, and it's called Jeff the Killer. You might be thinking, "One of the most famous creepypastas of all time is just a boring newspaper excerpt? What the fuck man?" But that's just

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Nico Talks About Creepypastas #2 - "Dead Bart"

BOO! Did I scare you? Probably not. Anyway, welcome back to Nico Talks About Creepypastas, where this guy behind the screen called Nico talks about internet stories called "creepypastas". Yay! Last week, I told you about the classic Lost Episode pasta "Suicidemouse.AVI", and today we'll talk about another classic Lost Episode pasta. This one's based on the Simpsons and it's called "Dead Bart". Short description: Lost episode in Simpsons season 1, Bart dies, some future predicting, th

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Nico Talks About Creepypastas #1 - "SuicideMouse.AVI"

Yay, I haven't posted anything in a few months! Again! Yay, another new topic to talk about! With that said, welcome to Nico Talks About Creepypastas, where I talk about... creepypastas. Nuff said. In every post, I'll choose one creepypastas (BTW, there's no guessing if they're real or fake involved - ALL creepypastas are fake) which I will then present to you. They can range from classic pastas like Jeff the Killer or the good ol' Slenderman, or maybe some new ones that many people

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Nico Talks About Gaming Myths #2 - Cursed Cartridges and Diabolical Messages!

Okay I should definitely stop saying I'll start posting regularly if I just can't make it happen. But hey, it's Wednesday, time for a new post... after two weeks. I wanted to post twice a week, not once every two weeks! Oh wait, it's actually Friday, not Wednesday. God fucking damn it. Well, moving on... welcome back to Nico Talks About Gaming Myths, where I tell you about three video game myths and you have to decide if they're true or false. Speaking of that, here are the results of epi

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Nico Talks About Gaming Myths #1! - 200 Dead Children Thanks to Pokémon?

Hey everyone! Welcome back to Nico Talks About Stuff! Today's topic is... wait, it doesn't say "Stuff", it says "Gaming Myths". What's going on here?! Well, like I said a few days ago in the "It's been awhile" post, there will be some new stuff in this blog as well. And so I thought, "Well I can post NTAS every Sunday, but how about I do something else every Wednesday?" And because I freaking love video game myths, why not talk about them weekly too? I decided to do it like this:

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Nico Talks About Stuff #10 -- The Console Wars

Hey guys! I'm Nico, and welcome back to Nico Talks About Stuff. I know, it's been a minute. But, I'm back! This time, I'm talking about the topic of consoles, specifically the Console Wars! You know what I mean by that: - PlayStation! - Xbox! - PlayStation! - Xbox! - Okay, well, how about Nintendo? - Nintendo? Hahahaha! Come on, why do so few people actually take Nintendo seriously? I mean, just look at Zelda: Twilight Princess! You're a wolf and you have to fight evil d

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Well... it's been a while.

So... it's been roughly 6 months since I posted anything on GDC. (Okay why is this starting up like a statement video on YouTube?)  You wanna know the reason? Well... I CAN'T STOP PLAYING SUPER MARIO ODYSSEY. It's like an addiction, man. Well, okay, that's not the actual reason. The real reason is that I just haven't been on GDC that much. It's not that I don't like it anymore, it's just that I haven't been on GDC that mu-- okay, I gotta stop repeating myself here. Okay, I gotta stop repeat

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Nico Talks About Stuff #9 - Video Game Censorship

Hey guys, I'm Nico and welcome to another episode of Nico Talks About Stuff! Today's topic is something that annoys many people: Censorship in video games. Well, I think it's okay if a few things are cut out of a game to have them allowed for ages 13 and up, but the part where I think "What the hell?" is the fact that even 17+ games are getting cut. I mean, here in Germany, it's clear that they think underage kids are stupid and have never seen blood before, but if they really thi

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Nico Talks About Stuff #8 - Hackers and Cheaters in Online Games

Hey guys! I'm Nico, I'm wearing a hat with the colors of the German flag right now (I know it's not relevant to the topic, but whatever) and welcome to a new episode of: Nico Talks About Stuff, the blog where I talk about stuff. Today's topic is something that annoys many gamers: Hackers and cheaters in online games. There are many types of hacks in games, and I will present them to you right here. But wait! Before we begin, some of you might have seen the post called "Nico Talks About

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Nico Talks About Stuff #7 - Problems with Facebook

'Sup dudes, my name is Wilhelm. Nico isn't here yet, but I'm supposed to tell you this entry is all about Facebook. That was my idea! I told him to write something about Facebook, but he didn't want to do it because it has nothing to do with games. However, then I gave him some orange juice. It tasted so good he instantly told me I have good ideas. Everything went perfectly. Have fun! ----- Hey guys, I'm your host Nico, and welcome to Nico Talks About Stuff! And today, we're talking ab

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Nico Talks About Stuff #6 - How Media Treats Gamers

Hello everyone! My name is Nico (you don't say?) and welcome to the sixth entry of Nico Talks About Stuff, where I... talk about stuff. Mostly about gaming. Creative, right? So, today's topic is how the media treats gamers. By now, it's no secret anymore that the media thinks that gamers like me are retarded kids with lack of reality. And of course we're the ugliest people alive. But sometimes I wonder: Well, who are the ones with a lack of reality here? The best TV show with the best

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Nico Talks About Stuff #5 - Nintendo

Hey guys, and welcome back to "Nico Talks About Stuff"! Now, hold onto your seats, this might be a bit crazy, but... my name's Nico. Today's topic is Nintendo! Here's something most people don't know: Nintendo is older than you might've thought. The company was founded in 1889. And if anyone says something like "What? Nintendo made video games 100 years ago?", please spell IQ for me. Well, Nintendo sold playing cards back then. But who would've thought that Nintendo would ever mak

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Nico Talks About Stuff #4 - World of Warcraft addiction?

Once upon a time, a young servant traveled from a faraway land to a faraway land. Oh, look! A swallow! The little bird lead the man over the mountains, to an old Holy Shrine. There, in the middle of the cobblestone path, stood an ancient, gigantic LCD monitor! The young servant from the faraway land in the faraway land thought, "Dude, what are those weird characters on this device? 'Log in'?" He did not understand anything. But as he touched the monitor with his hand, a bright light shined on hi

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Nico Talks About Stuff #3 - New Games VS. Retro Games

Hey guys, and welcome back to Nico Talks About Stuff! Read the title to see what my name is. No, it's not "Stuff". Before we start, there will be multiple characters speaking in this post. You can differentiate them based on the text color: White is me (Nico), yellow is the person who likes high end games, red is the person who likes retro games. Okay? OK. And of course, I hope that no one here is like the yellow and red guys. So, what we all know is: there's various tastes, various op

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Nico Talks About Stuff #2 - Is Counter Strike a killer game?

Hey, I'm back! Today, I want to take the time to talk about Counter Strike. As you can see from the title of this blog, my name is Nico. Yay. Counter Strike is one of the most popular shooter games of all time. Everything you have to know about that game is shootin' people, shootin' more people, and campers (I'll talk about them in a bit as well). I'm just kidding. Let's go into more detail about this game. It's basically a battle between the Counter Terrorists (the good people) and th

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Nico Talks About Stuff #1 - Minecraft Addiction?

Hey guys! I'm Nico and welcome to Nico Talks About Stuff! So, today we're talking about gaming stuff... of course in a silly way. Today's topic is: Minecraft! Minecraft is probably one of the most popular games ever. Especially in 2011, that thing just exploded. Everyone wanted to play it, every 2nd Let's Player wanted to do a Let's Play of it. Everyone who didn't want to do videos about it got this response: "I don't want to play Minecraft." "WHAT? Everyone unsub him!!" But why i

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