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This Is Not A Sonnet This Is A Godammed Blog Entry

Posted by It's Splash Time , 10 February 2014 · 160 views

No really this isn't a sonnet. But it isn't really a blog entry either. It's a poem. It was /meant/ to be a sonnet. It's not. But I haven't updated this in forever. So here:

It is strange to think how soon we shall go
Leaving nothing but a wretched old foe
For many this will be a brand new low
Once upon a time you'd pick up your bow
But as no hero with n...


#32 The Blog Inwhich I Finally Conclude 2012 Was A Year.

Posted by It's Splash Time , 03 January 2013 · 226 views

Hey, remember that year...? Oh shit, maybe I should have gotten around to writing this earlier. To make the jokes about not washing all year. :rolleyes:  Nope, this is the day I eventually get around to doing all those things I should have done days, if not weeks, ago. Months ago in some cases.
So let's start at the beginning. Always a good...


#31 Bobcat likes Wizard Rock.

Posted by It's Splash Time , 03 December 2012 · 432 views

Saturday 1st December, 5.30pm

I met a couple of friends in KFC for some food before the Snow Ball. We'd planned this well in advance. Exchanging glances due to the family of chavs yelling across the room. Another friend arriving. Leaving, I swung my cloak on. Off to the student union, which yes looks a little like Hogwarts. In the entrance, our...


#30 Random is my middle name. Actually it isn't, but here's some poems and stuff.

Posted by It's Splash Time , 19 November 2012 · 1,246 views

Just some things I've been writing while at the university's creative writing society. In no particular order.

Prompts for fire and books turned into this:



Twisting flames

Licking flames

The pain

The pain



#29 I felt like explaining cancer from the point of view of a benzene molecule okay.

Posted by It's Splash Time , 17 October 2012 · 239 views

There you lie, as flat as can be, slouched out in your bottle next to the hundreds of millions of brothers and sisters you have come to know. Flat. Not just flat, but incredibly thin. The top is twisted off the bottle. It's like a breath of fresh air. Heck, it is a breath of fresh air. Up, up you spiral, dizzying spins through the air. The first thing...


#28 Scientists in an Adventure with Life

Posted by It's Splash Time , 14 October 2012 · 203 views

This is something I've been considering writing for a while. Science is that magical realm that enthralls everyone, even those that don't recognize it as such. Pretty colours, fire and explosions, what's not to like? The past of this obscure subject shows the true magic is itself. Forget wands and spells, magic was and is a kind of natural...


#27 Boobs, Friends and Booze

Posted by It's Splash Time , 29 September 2012 · 375 views

I've never really considered myself good at making friends. Primary school was a blur of short friendships, people I considered friends but rarely saw outside of school. Only one person from primary school stayed my friend through to high school, and was the base cause of me meeting and becoming friends with more people. We had a small group, but...


#26 Every Story Is Sperm: How It All Began

Posted by It's Splash Time , 29 August 2012 · 227 views



#25 A Pirate's Life For Me

Posted by It's Splash Time , 25 August 2012 · 253 views



#24 The Multiverse Theory AS A FUCKING POEM

Posted by It's Splash Time , 06 August 2012 · 333 views


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