4 example,one day I went to the cinema with my cousin.he has a problem,he produces more mucus than normal and are constantly has to be cleaning his nose.and when we were in the line,a guy asked while he was cleaning his nose:''can you give me some?''
MYCOUSIN:''huh?''
DRUNKENFOOL:''more cocaine,u know''

and my cousin got like''err...'' lol

have u?

I was at a grocery store with my mom and my sister. I was around 4, she was around 8.
There was this big woman in front of us in the line. This wasn't the woman's only problem though. She had some facial hair. No joke. She had a mustache and it was fucking gross.
So, my mom was trying to contain my sister, who was trying to walk away from the line. Basically, my mom was like "Stop it." and my sister practically yelled "Mumma the hairy lady smells!"
Isn't really anybody I knew, but I'm sure the lady was really embarrassed. She didn't say anything though.

My friend wanted to look at those wierd 'War Hammer' toys in a shop and the worker in there said that this new kit was coming out on 6th of september and I was like
"That's the day before my birthday!"
So the store guy says;
"Oh no! Now you've got to decide between your toys or your girlfriend"

The only problem is he really likes me and wants to date me,
so there was a BIIIG silence....

i remember i was at the cinema line getting the tickets for a movie with my cousin and his dad, and when we chosed the film we were going to watch, my cousin got like all excited and happy and weird and he jumped back to hug his dad (o_O) and he hugged the wrong person (a fat man) and he was like "wtf?"(The man) and i was just pissing my self laughing (like now)
that must of been so embarazing for my cousin, but so funny for me XD

My friend ran into a wall at the movie theatre and blacked out for a good 5 minutes. Why this happened, I have no idea. The funniest part is these two little girls were like "was the movie scary!?!!" cause we had just walked out of that dumb Emily Rose movie and that's when my friend fell to the ground. They probably thought she passed out from fright haha.

.....I don't get it

And I'm noticing a lot of these moments happen at the cinema!

Note to self: Stop going!

1. At the fair when my brothers and I were young, my youngest brother ran up to a stranger and grabbed his hand, thinking it was our dad.
2. My family went to get ice cream a few years back. We were crossing the parking lot and my brother was jumping on the little curbs they place in front of parking spots to keep cars from parking too far forward. One moment I see my brother standing on one, the next moment he's rolling on the ground. He quickly flung himself back onto his feet while I doubled over in laughter. My family quickly caught on and they too, were having trouble containing their laughter.
3. After three kids and going through being middle-aged, my mom has trouble holding in her pee and poo. I think that's plenty enough to explain the situations she's gone through in public.
4. When I was 15, my friend and I had gone to the mall on the weekend. There were a bunch of cute guys in the mall and my friend decided to push me into a column in front of them to embarrass me. We later went inside a clothing store, which is where we were when her mom called her. My friend was on the phone with her mom and the store was rather quiet. As loud as I could manage [without yelling or screaming], I said, "Wow, Karla! I can't believe you actually bought that huge vibrator!" My friend's face froze and everyone turned to stare at her. I suddenly heard her mom screaming in the phone at her. I nearly fell over from laughter as she repeatedly smacked me all over for it.

It seems unfair that those people ^^ aren't able to get back at me and say embarrassing stories about me. I'm sure Blu will if she ever decides to post in here

My friend and I were walking through the market as they were packing up once, and she slipped on some paper and fell right the way over. She wasn't hurt, but literally all the boys packing stuff away started cheering and clapping. She was mortified, I was laughing for about ten minutes lol.

And my cousin used to wear those skirts that zip up when we were at school; she came in one morning and walked to the back of the room, and as she did her skirt came unzipped and fell off without her noticing, so she just carried on walking. It landed on some boy's head as well XD

i was out with my friends at cafe' and we wanted to leave and the way my friend stood up she dropped everything down from the table and the table fall down...
it was very funny moment though...

hahaha oh my god that must of been hilarious. i wouldn't of paid anything to see that.



hahahahahaha oh my god i have been laughing for the past 20 minutes because of this. "pee" and "poo" are brilliant words but add in a middle aged woman who urinates herself and soils herself in public its 20 times as funny. oh dear god i cant stop laughing

Edit: 20 minutes on and im still laughing

This really big bitch girl who always pushed me in my school who used to act really manly and now wears skirts and tries to be super girly was "strutting" down the halls skipping class.I was getting stuff out of my locker and was late for class,She was trying to act all cool and was walking and tripped and fell.She quickly got back up but her friend was laughing so hard! She got super mad and yelled SHUT UP! and pushed her into the wall.
It was awesome.

When I was probably three or four my dad and I went to Lansing (basically a Home Depot) to get whatever it was, and I hugged some guy around the legs because I thought it was dad. Then dad showed up and asked what I was doing. Oops.

At a school dance this guy was talking to my friend and I, when his friend came up and pantsed him right in front of us. We just sort of stood there like and he stood there too. It was funny but wow, I felt bad for him.

I was at a local hardcore show with a bunch of my friends. The crowd had formed a circle around the metal dancers, who were going all out while the band was playing. My friends and I were standing at the edge of the circle, watching the band. Out of the corner of my eye, I see one of the metalheads coming towards us, but I assumed he would stop before he hit us. Well.. he didn't. and he bashed into my friend. She's a really tiny girl, so she went FLYING. She wasn't hurt.. aside from a bruised butt.. But we were all laughing so hard, haha.

;) It's about 10 times funnier when you see it happen. She starts laughing at herself and just makes it worse, because then she pees all over herself. Oi vey! Hahahah

And I'm glad that this was very sig-worthy ;)

so i went to this burger place with my friend and we walked into the indoor seeting to get some ketcup and there were these two guys sitting inside. anyways we walked out to sit outsid and we sat down at the table and i was like " did u see those guys in there they were kinda cute" .so anyways vicky ( my friend) leans over to look through the door ,cuz we were like 20 feet in front of the door and to the side and while she was leaning over looking backwards the chair tipped over. and she fell over and nocked over the table and stuff. so she sitts up and im just laughing me head off and i look back and the two guys are also laughing and i was like " way to be discreate" it was really funny.

i've actually done that before with my sister....yeah....

I cant believe you announced this over the forum.

I can't remember much other than you farting a lot. Loudly. Mostly silent in public though.

Most of my embarrassing shit is alone or just with you. Not in public. I don't really embarrass easy.

You'll never let me live down "my hand is there my hand is there my hand is there." We were playing Legos and building this mega hotel with a courtyard in the middle. I was sitting close to a wall and Lego tubs were around. There was very little moving room around me. I got my hand caught between 2 buckets and the wall. I started repeating "my hand is there" for some reason. Jenn sat there laughing. I got my hand out after a few painful seconds though. This was less than 3 months ago.

You can tell anything embarrassing you want about me. I give you the okay.

Eh, it's not like she's the only adult with those kinds of problems though. The only thing that makes the situation different for me indirectly is that I actually know someone who goes through with it. Kind of like mental retardation.... you know it's out there, but then it's different if you know or are related to someone who has it.

Wow, I just compared bladder/bowel control to mental retardation.



Bahaha, yeah. The farting is just to get a reaction out of you. Though, you are the only one I know who can burp like a trucker.

And the "my hand is there" STILL makes me laugh. Though, when it actually happened, I was literally rolling on the floor with laughter.

Other embarrassing stories about Blu? Hmm... lemme browse through my "quotes" list...

Blu: Have you ever heard George and I go at it?
Jennifer: ...*grins*
Blu: No! Not like that!


Blu: This shoe came off, and then I went to take this one off... next thing I knew, I'm on my ass!

Not to mention the OTHER time you landed on your ass and practically broke your foot.... ahahah


You completely forgot other embarrassing stuff about me:

1. The many times I've fallen on my ass in the rain because my sandals had no traction
2. The very sexual things I said about Brad that you eventually told him about [bahahaha]
3. Me yelling out, "I DON'T WANNA DIE A VIRGIN" when I seriously thought I was going to die
4. The numerous times I've knocked things over or dropped things in the caf [specifically the time I slipped in a puddle and my tray went flying. I landed on my ass and everyone was staring]
5. The many times I've spilled things on myself
6. Oh Lord, sliding down the stair railing and falling off and hitting the ground


Do I need to go on? That's just from college, too! Lord knows there is WAY more if you go back to high school.... Hahaha. I never did claim to be graceful

almost every bludy day i do or say something embarrasing especially around the so called "Popular d4[label] kids.."
except for today.. but no doubt tomorrow ill come back here with something hilarious to tell you. ;)

I don't remember ever saying that, at least like that.
If Mike ever thinks I said that, George would get fired.


You forgot that I sqeaked. I squeak every time I fall. And I think it happened with both my converse and my rain boots.


I landed on my foot, not my ass. That's why I broke my foot. I learned not to do handstands in dorm rooms after that... okay, so I kept doing it until I got the picture. Then I stopped.


2 - his reaction was priceless. I believe he was disturbed, but he laughed it off and told me not to tell him anymore.
3 - You forgot that you were on the phone with your mother yelling SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT during that short drive too.

Well, in the context of the conversation, you were talking about how you to play-fight and say you hate each other.

And yes, you squeak. You squeak when you fall. You squeak a lot.

I'm not entirely sure HOW you landed, just.... that you landed. hahaha.

But but but, Brad was soooooo hot! And I totally would lick every single one of his tattoos. Saying so is blunt honesty, even if not to his face, hahahaa.

And yes, I WAS yelling "shitshitshitshit" but that's because I thought we were going to die My mom was very angry after I said that... ahaha

We're not allowed to play that game anymore

Only you take everything I say out of context and put it into something inappropriate/perverted. Only you.

me and a guy i know walked into a coffee shop and he was blatently checking out these two girls. he went to grab a table and i went to get drinks. he had chosen a table opposite these two girls and as i was asking for our drinks i herd this really load crash - i turned round and my mate was sitting on the floor going bright red (he had fallen off his chair) and the girls just got up and walked out. i was like "i don't know you"

the worst thing that has ever happened to me was; i was telling jess about a dream i had had the previous night. and in the dream i had made out with the guy in our year who is fit as fuck (seriously there isn't a girl in our school that doesn't think so) and as i was telling her this he was standing right behind me with all his mate. jess didnt even bother to tell me so when i turned round i was just like "fuck you heard all that didn't you..?" and all his mates just went "yup" XD we laugh about it now but i actually wanted the floor to eat me at the time XD

a few years ago there was a new student coming into my class and my friend leaned back in her chair to see him walking through the door and the next thing i knew she was falling back and knocked over the teachers desk and he was like hi.

my friend had just finished ranting at me about how i have to be more intelligent, and as she was telling me "YOU HAVE TO BE MORE INTELLIGENT!" a big old stream of drool came rolling down her chin

Sounds like inspiration for a comedy sketch show, your poor mother! But I concour, I think the funniest word ever is poo... haha omfg.

I went shopping with my aunt one day, and we got so hungry. So we went to the food court to have something to eat. I was in the mood for some chinese food . While I was ordering the guy asked if I wanted noodles or rice with the veggies and I said noodles. Then some random lady behind me was like " why don't you get the rice it makes you less fat". I was tongue-tied and I just took my food and went.

My dad and little sister had a similar situation. It was when she was younger. (she's 8 now) But there was a large lady in front of them and my sister was at the height where she was eyelevel to the lady's behind, and she says, "Whoa! That's a big butt!!!"

I felt so bad for my dad.

A friend of mine brought me along to find some clothes for him to wear when meeting his girlfriends parents for the first time.

We found some stuff and I sent him to the changing-room. As he opens the door to a changing room, two half naked guys fall out, it's obvious to anyone that they were...having "fun"
I couldnt stop laughing, I was literary rolling around on the floor, laughing my ass off while the two poor guys tried to get up and get dressed and my friend tried not to die on the spot.

Were you in Walmart? A lot of weird people go there.

If only the rest of the world could have the apathetic honesty of children.

It's fun.

"No! Don't pull it out!"

"Maybe we'll get lucky and see someone pulling out"

^ both said by you. Second refers to parking spots. I've forgotten the context of the first one

i still cant stop laughing at the quote in my sig!

The other day me and my friends were goofing around at school, so I decided to show them the way I can imitate E.T. running (you know, the way he runs with his hands up and doing strange noises and lifting his neck up...) so I did it and I was running all through the hall when I realized the boy I liked was right on my way he just looked at me like if I was completly nuts... (you can imagine his face -> )
well maybe I was at that moment but I didn't wanted him to see me running like E.T....

This dude, that was new in school, wanted to make a good first impression so badly, he came the first day with leather pants, white shirt, hair 'a la Morrison' and shades.

He came to us (three girls) and began talkins as if he owned us, I remember he even told me that by the end of the day he'll manage to have my phone number, haha.

The thing was that he was speaking very loud so everyone would notice him talking like that to us, and he did got everyone's attention, but, as he was speaking, he suddenly drooled and everyone started laughing, haha.

The next day, he was dressing more normal and not talking to anybody.

You gotta love hardcore shows

In sixth grade this boy wet himself in the middle of history class and i was sitting behind him ......the chair was burned the next day.

This football player kid named Conner crapped his pants during practice because he was sick.
Poor dude...
now kids make fun of him.

i was in the locker room after practice just getting my shin guards off, and i hear a bunch of guys screaming.
and i was like looking around to see something horrid in the lockers.
saw nothing, then left.

the next day i went to school and at at lunch my friend Alex came to me.
he said "did you hear about Pete?"
and i was like "no...?"
and he said "the kid got a boner in the shower and sat down on the floor of the bathroom."

Apparently, when I was a kid, I was in the grocery store with my dad and we were waiting in the checkout line. And there was this big fat woman in front of us. And she suddenly realized she had few enough items to go to the speedy checkout or something and so she started backing out of the line. And I started going "Beep. Beep. Beep." as she was backing up. She didn't say anything but apparently she looked really embarrassed and so did my Dad.

Another time, I was also really young, my mom got pulled over for speeding or something. And I didn't really understand words, so this was a total coincidence, but right after the cop was like "Ma'am, are you aware that you were doing 45 in a 30 zone?" I said really loudly without looking up from my book "WOW." The cop burst out laughing and my mom's face went really red. But I think I got her let off the speeding ticket with just a warning

on thursday we had some spare time with my friend while we were at school so we decided to sit somewhere and just talk. we were chatting about her boyfriend that time a teacher was standing right behind us and has heard everything about my friend and her bf...