^Some stupid person


The making of Viva La Cobra!: Video
Meh, I don't care if he produced and helped write one of my favorite albums. I still don't like Patrick Stump, haha.

I'm really starting to love Cobra... I've liked them since Snakes On A Plane, but I didn't really love until now... which makes me sorta bummed I was late and missed so much of their set at the concert I went to last year. But they were really good for the short amount of time I got to see them play! And the video for City Is At War is fantastic.

I love me some Stump.

Gross, Sky

Haha, I know... it even sounds a bit dirty.

My friend told me to listen to Guilty Pleasure.

Holy fuck.

I love it.

I have another new love, Cobra Starship.

I was bored and made a Cobra forum
Here xD

Saw them live.
Stood behind Gabe after the show..

Didn't care...

Aw, Sam...

I wish you could have been there!

If I only knew you were that obsessed with him -- I could have asked him to sign something for you!

LMAO! I swear I'm not Thanks though.

I shall meet my dear Cobras one day.

Yay, Brian! If you like Guilty Pleasure, you'll adore their other songs.

Aw, crap.

I just found out that the Pittsburgh show sold out! And I finally found someone to go with.

Looks like I'm going by myself, but I'm sure it'll still be fun.

i keep hearing all these stories of gabe sleeping with fans
and i know 99% are fake
but seriously a little tiny part of me wants to think they are all real so i could have sex with him
and thats so fucking slutty of me
but seriously
there is no fucking doubt in my mind that i would have sex with him if the opportunity presented itself.

hahah katie, same here.
it sounds so bad but I'd deff. be a groupie for gabe (well, I already am, minus the sex haha)

but at the same time he and his girlfriend are way cute and I sincerely doubt he cheats on her.

I've heard stuff about people in Cobra having groupies, but no specifics on who. Considering Vicky T is trying to have a boyfriend in every state, I wonder if she sleeps with each one of them .

hahahahahaha

no but seriously, i dont think a girlfriend would stop gabe...
and i think im half way decent that if he was wasted it would all be good

Part of me can imagine Gabe having groupies, and then the other part of me can't. No clue why.

i can totally see him having groupies.

^I love your signature. [/offtopic]

theres a bagillion more pictures like that but with a bunch of different girls
i mean i know it doesnt mean he slept with them
but still, gabe is a man whore

Honestly I don't know. Its possible I just like to think of everyone being faithful in their relationships.
I know if I was dating Gabe and found out he was cheating on me, it would be devastating.

Plus, most Cobra fans are complete jailbait and Gabe is nearly 30 years old, ahahah. Do ya think he would risk that?

EDIT: ohmygod, I forgot about the lyrics to Scandalous. it totally talks about this and gabe clearly says he's a flirt, yes, but isn't actually that interested Someone should ask him seriously in an interview.


Well that was just a joke, haha. She's been going with her boyfriend for over 3 years now.

i really dont think he cares about age at all.
he doesnt act almost 30
so honestly i dont think he considers himself almost 30

that also could very possibly be true.
gah.

wish we had a definite answer.

^
someone go to a show and try to have sex with him

don't give katie any ideas!!!

thats my plan !


hahahhaha toooo late !

Gabe acts about 20 or so. Definately not almost 30.

OH NOES!! he better watch his back XD

seriously
warped tour
july 31st
i will be 18 [i highly doubt that it matters]
its going dooooown

and then you shall come here and tell us alllll about his manwhore ways.

oh i will
for real guys
if i can pursaaaude him
it is happening

^
oh my.
i have worries about this plan

like what ?

Katie, just remember. Practice safe sex with Gabe. Don't be a pig.

[Hopefully I'm not the only one who's seen that commercial xD]

bahahahaha
seriously i wouldnt doubt that he has a bagillion stds
this make be a set back to my plan.

And then you have to decide... to you want to get pregnant so you can have Gabe Saporta's baby?

i actually never ever wanted kids
so thats another thing
but im sure if i stalked him enough he would
1. pay child support
2. send me to court for stalking him
3. pay me copious amounts of money to leave him alone and buy diapers. [i dont think i used copious right, but it's staying in there]

Seriously though, if Gabe impregnated you it'd be cool just because you'd have the spawn of Gabe.

That would be an awesome child.

it would be a very good looking child.

No, it'd be really, really, rediculously good looking.

BAHAAHAHAAH
good one !

seriously though
i dont care if youre a homeless hobo with the worlds worst genes
if you reproduce with gabe, it is going to be a nice looking baby

Aren't homeless and hobo the same thing?

Yeah, Gabe's just has so much sexiness that if any human being inherits even a tinyyy bit of it, it's automatically super good looking.
Plus Katie, you're really pretty and Gabe is sexy, so you'd have quite the good looking babies xD

why does everyone obsess over Gabe? It was their guitarist that got me when i saw them live

hahahahahaha yes they are but i thought both words were necessary

and thank you
but those are just pictures
i could be a hideous rat in real life, who knowssssss
but for real, gabes penis better be watching out for me

Cause he's sexyyy

Do you mean Ryland? Cause if so he's sexyyy too. They all are, really.

^ gosh i don't even know. it was in like december '06

Hahahaha, I was kidding. Well, they really are all really really ridiculously good looking, but if that was the only thing I liked them for, I think I'd shoot myself.

^Haha, ditto to that.

Oh and I don't know if I've told you before, but I love your signature and avatar. [/off topic]

Gabe is the jew of all jews
end of story

They're all sexy.
Especially Nate.
Oh and Alex.