there is a song called bring me a higher love which my friend thought was bring me an iron lung

same friend asked "is france a planet and is scotland a country"

same friend thought that east anglia *sp* was in asia

i thought there was wax in cheese until yesturday hen i was watching house of wax

Well I can't understand a word Fall Out Boy says in their shitty songs.

in boulevard of broken dreams when billie sings "I walk alone" i thought he sang "I wore cologne"

i always misunderstand the networks songs on supermodel robots i thought it was 'let's be a junkie funky...' but it was 'lesbian junkie funky....' but it's hard to hear

for some odd reason when i used to hear "take it away" i thought it was "burn the line, burn the sign" some some odd f*cked up reason...oh yeah I was thinking of crap i could actually burn

same here!!! that stupid 'im a different person' dance song my mum thought said 'im a different toaster ' made us all laugh. im sure ive done it millions of times, i just cant think of any. I called WD40, WKD40 the other day, made my boss laugh.

My younger sister sings "She's a red bull" instead of "She's a rebel".

I'm going ot think that from now on

lmao

i'm gonna think of that every time i hear the song now and sing it like that!

oh and you know James blunt 'your beautiful' song the first time i heard it you know the bit where he says 'i saw an angel of that i'm sure' i thought he said 'i saw and angel of Adam Shaw' i was like who the hell is Adam Shaw?

also for some reason during the main part of geek stink breath for some odd reason i used to hear "no girls on patrol"

James Blunts Beautiful Dawn I always misheard as Beautiful Door. I had no clue what he was on about!

Oh, and I could never understand I'm the son of rage and love at the start of Jesus of Suburbia either.

i thought the same about the james blunt song too!

Me either

and on BOBD for awhile I though "I walk alone" was "I walk along"....

Haha you have to see this video, it made me smile

Haha that's excellent!

My sister always sings "ugly we are" in are we the waiting. she knows the real lyrics,and always has, but she does it to annoy me, she doesn't like that song very much.

i went on the google site pheobe got that video from and i found this does anyone know what song this is i think it's hitchin a ride i dunno sorry if this is a bit off-topic

that was great, thanks Phoebe

It's brain stew
Obvious from the chord progresssions.

Sounds like Brain Stew to me.

Phoebe don't think i didn't notice you saying Basket Case first....

i could have sworn it was hitchin a ride....


this is weird

Haha, I did basically the opposite. In Blink 182's "What's My Age Again", I thought he said "i walk alone to get the feeling right", when in reality it's "I wore cologne, to get the feeling right"...

In Extraordinary Girl, in the "she gets so sick of crying" part, I thought it was "She gets herself up crying".

Oh, and one more: in Grouch, my friend thought he said "I drink a six pack of vodka a day", so yeah...

There are plenty more, but I can't be arsed to think of them right now. Those are the ones that stick out the most.

this guy is funny he can't sing!

this is halarious they think they look like green day!

im 100% sure thats brain stew.

all of smells like teen sprit

^that and Sugar, We're Goin' Down

I'm always messing up Fall Out Boy songs...
Mostly Sugar, We're Going Down and DOA.

I love 'I wore cologne' - he probably did wear cologne anyway!

Billie does tend to mangle the lyrics at times, here's two of mine from among many:-

From 'Stuck With Me', I thought 'I'm not part of your elite' was 'I'm the boy that you're related to'!

From 'Reject', I thought 'your reject All-American' was 'your rich and tall American', and I'm thinking, 'tall'?

And wtf does 'soda-pop and ritalin' sound like if you haven't read the lyric ?!

OMFG.
THAT MADE MY DAY, lmao.

i can never understand a word they say...

Oh goodness you guys are going to laugh at mine. x3 When I first heard "Hitchin' a Ride", I thought Billie was saying "Regenirate"...

...-cough-...

Anyhoo, some other ones are (not of mine, of other people's):

"Gosh darn police sign" - "Warning"
"There's a child down in the mill..." - "Hitchin' a Ride"

^I Don't see how anyone can get that last one. o.o;

And other than Green Day, I'm always messing up "Smells Like Team Spirit" by Nirvana. x3

One time I thought I was made of cheddar cheese.

I friends and sister say: "Hear the sound of a stereo in American Idiot and in Holiday (yes, they think AI is their debut album) they say: "Coming down like an auto gadget flame" lol




Oooo soda pop and ritalin is another one! My friend she says:

I'm lost without a brain"

I just watched that video Phoebe posted and I laughed so hard I cried.
Finally someone else realizes that that dumbass doesn't speak English!

I know it isnt a misheard lyrics, but I'm watching U2 from the closet.. oh dear God how I laughed..

im laughin alot with this tings

The radio instead of hysteria is one I hear all the time, Holiday is the first I have ever heard of. But "I'm lost without a brain kills me!"

I'm laughing right now, at 5:52am - haven't been to sleep (working on my song) - and it feels good

Sometimes I just feel stupid and un-clever while watching things as brilliant as that.
Oh well.
But, shit, where do you find things that awesme?

me neather,
I like their songs though

my friend thought that that hot hot heat song 'bandages' really said 'bag n chips'

I always misunderstand lyrics to rap songs, but I hate them, so it cancels itself out.

When I listen to Blood, Sex, and Booze, I always think Billie says "I'm in this dress" when he really says "I'm in distress"

I once found this site with lots of misheard lyrics. I looked through it and almost died of laughter. Too bad i cant find it

Nevermind. Read this and laugh: http://www.kissthisguy.com/

i went on the site i found some funny ones:

F.O.D.


The real lyrics were:

Stuck down in a rut
of dislogic and smut

But I misheard them as:
Stuck down in my gut,
a dislodged chicken spud



The real lyrics were:
Warning, live without warning.

But I misheard them as:
Water, live without water.




The real lyrics were:
Another fork stuck in the road.

But I misheard them as:
He's got a fork stuck up his nose.



The real lyrics were:
Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road.

But I misheard them as:
Another turnip boy, the Ford stuck in the road.

I loved this one

The real lyrics were:
Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road.

But I misheard them as:
Another turnip boy, the Ford stuck in the road.

oh and my friend kianna thought weezer's song 'hashpipe' said 'i got my house wife'